ladymariayuri:

I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!

siffrindreemurr:

before buying a game i like searching negative reviews on steam to see if i wouldn’t like it

my fav type of negative steam reviews are the ones that are like “i don’t get the hype” and then they’re like 0.2 hours in

for instance, this is my favorite ISAT review

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Anonymous asked

Followed you cuz of the amazing fnaf art and partly cuz I am hoping that the puffalope in your name was cuz of hill house cuz I love that show

send-me-a-puffalope:

This is crazy, after having this username for the past 5 years-ish, I have managed to go from 0 people recognizing my username to I think you’re the 4th or 5th in the past few days. This is incredible, YES THANK YOU. IT IS A REFERENCE TO THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE!!!! That show legitimately changed my life. If you’ve read my fanfic Papillomatosis, I have scenes and dialogue that directly reference Hill House. I love doomed characters. I don’t think Vanessa is necessarily one but Nellie from Hill House has been haunted by her own death since she was a child and god if that isn’t just the most beautiful horror.

rohirric-hunter:

We laugh at how The Art of War is basically just, “An army can’t fight if the soldiers aren’t eating,” but I’m reading this document about conservation of ancient yew trees and it legitimately says, “You should never fill the center of a hollow yew with concrete,” so I think that probably making blatantly obvious statements is just the bane of being a specialist in anything

Anonymous asked

RCBG character dynamics are so great, every time i find myself going "this could be fixed by X" i realize that would actually make it worse, at least in the short term. This is one of the few stories I read where I have absolutely no clue what is gonna happen beyond vague ideas, and I love it.

tpwrtrmnky:

Yeah like at this point if either of Nichole and Katherine came out to the other, sure that’d clear up the big fundamental misunderstanding, but you know what’d happen next?

“You knew all along and hid it from me!?”

theonion:

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hemipenal-system:

huge werewolf who’s really into petplay and she’s kind of humiliated by that

she’s dating this girl and looking human. she doesn’t really like looking human but the girl doesn’t know she’s a werewolf yet and she’s nervous to tell her because a lot of humans are weird about that and she really likes this girl

she eventually finally mentions it and says in the smallest shyest voice “yeah so im a werewolf please dont be mad” and instead of getting mad her girlfriend grins and goes “awwww sick i love dogs! are you the big silly puppy kind of werewolf? are you my dog?” and the wolf gets so happy she loses control of it and shifts on the spot

chuckywucky:

riddlecats:

internal-screaming-into-the-void:

riddlecats:

ableut-astratanica:

riddlecats:

riddlecats:

does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were

what the fuck does this mean. the rest of this notebook is homestuck ocs

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You read Homestuck at 8??

no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take “what god tier are you?” personality quizzes

OP, I regret to inform you that you seem to have been drawing a tumblr post in your childhood notebook

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WHAT

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