He was sentenced to a lifetime of piggybacking, because he acted mean at the bar.

Made this while I was trying to figure out what to create for Day 5 of Rolan Into 2026

taste my steel you stupid citrus

Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don't even care. They act like it's normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he'll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. "Oh you don't wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?" And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that's a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he's not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

I get real close and have my antenna search your face what then

citationless behavior

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

I used to hate this doodle of halsin with the cubs... but for now it's a good offering for tumblr

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op

Really messy quick Dominika outfit

Tried to make it look velvety textured, idk if I succeeded but I think it’s lookin pretty ok so far

Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.

Yeah, his name was Gary Gygax

2008-05-11

kofi request: "Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3 discovering iPhones and Instagram and using 1000 filters for a selfie"

You are CANONICALLY homosexual.