REPEAT AFTER ME : I am about to walk into the greatest year of my life✨
god this is fucked up
don’t be jealous there’s a tutorial in the source if you want one too
i just realized the funniest thing about this is that the switches are the single most expensive component of a keyboard so this still cost like $60 min
Okay. Is it an adult cartoon or is it a familyguylike
Post i thought about for 2 seconds and typed out in 5 seconds will now haunt me forever
i smirk evilly every time i see someone in the northern hemisphere complaining about losing their hour of sunlight. we have it now. the southern hemisphere. and we’re actually thinking about keeping the hour forever to piss you off
I'm Mistress Pamela searching for a sissy slut/submissive slave who will serve me for real
Yeah well I want a billion dollars
Men's restrooms are all gross in the same way but women's restrooms all manage to be gross in bizarre and uniquely horrifying ways
I use a public men's restroom and find trash on the ground and a foul smell in the air. The liquid on the floor in one of the stalls is probably pee, as usual. I go into a woman's bathroom and find what I can only assume is the aftermath of a WWI doctor sawing a soldier's trench-rotted foot off and a woman biting at the air coming out of the hand drier like a dog attacking a hose stream. This is normal.
i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it
bells. i meant bells
don’t do this to me
ACTUALLY acting silly is one of the greatest joys of life. if you see me in the street meowing back at cats I see and kicking snow piles down know that I am living my best life.
Born ridiculous, Forced to have opinions on the economy 😔