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Clippy, kill that guy

@mildly-cold-grape

Welcome to the shitpost laboratory she/it moots feel free to dm if you just want to talk, i might not respond for a while tho

Is there a thrithriwiththrice?

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nope not to my knowledge

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Lies and deceit

OH MY GOODNESS i’m sorry sir…uh sirs. ur adorable

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

anytime

This is going to be a really annoying form of conversing

This is going to be a really annoying form of conversing

This is going to be a really annoying form of conversing

you’re telling me

Yea I am x3

I also figured out how to make this work now x3

why not format it like this so it doest look like a face?^3

Because I want it to be a face x3

understandable have a (nice)*3 day

rock. (rock divorce court is rough, man)

I guess you could say they...

'rocked' your world

my marriage is eroding

I suppose you could say...

your stuck between a rock and a hard place?

I’m (earth) quaking with fear at losing custody of my pebbles

Hey its ok! Maybe life with deposit (deposition pun) some thing new into your life!

Hope this doesn’t tumble me into a depressive state. I’m going to need a whiskey on the rocks. pronto.

you could say you… hit rock bottom

we’re going to quart(z) and I’m gonna lose my pebbles

dont quarry about it, im sure it'll be alright!

climbs your ask box with suction cups

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Hey! Stop climbing my ask box with suction cups!

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fuck you im climbing your ask box with suction cups!

Why my ask box?!

why NOT your ask box?!

You're smudging up my unanswered asks, asshole!

I’ll smudge your unanswered asks all I want,look at me go!

Go suction cup someone else's ask box!

That sounds very suggestive!

Suck my dick, get off my ask box!

What are you,gay?!

It's an expression! GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASK BOX!

NO! FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU, WHAT'S YOUR NAME!?

SUCTION CUP PARK!

My ass! What's your name!?

DADADADADA SUCTION CUP PARK! LOOK AT ME GO!

Get off my goddamn ask box, this instant!

Why the hell not!?

Can’t go down,dumbass! I can only go up!

I gotta reach the top and wrap back down!

You can't just turn around?

Of course I fucking can’t! What are you,stupid?!

It can’t be that hard!

I DONT SEE YOU CLIMBING A FUCKING ASK BOX WITH SUCTION CUPS!

gimme a minute.

…What are you doing?

I HAVE PLUNGERS.

OH,THIS IS GETTING REAL!

I'm coming for you bitch!

YOU! ARE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF!

FUCK YOU, WATCH ME!

*jumps down ask box and falls*

…For a guy with so many followers,your pretty fucking stupid!

FUCK YOU, I DIDN'T BECOME A MICRO-CELEB BY BEING AN IDIOT. I HAVE FOUR POPULAR GIMMICK BLOGS FROM OTHER VARIOUS GIMMICK-VERSES AND I *Splat*

HEY, GET THE FUCK DOWN!

No,fuck you!

THIS IS ILLEGAL!

I know that but,fuck you anyway!

F-FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU!

Hey,I wrote you a song!

…what?

It goes a little something like this!

[bu ba bu]

FUCK YOU!

TAKE HIM DOWN.

[pow!]

[splat!]

…Fuck you,you can’t keep suction cup park down forever! Look at me go!

…well, son of a bitch! *finger snap*

"where are all the older transmascs and trans men?"

dead or detransitioned.

they were killed by their families. by their partners. by random strangers.

they killed themselves because they weren't treated with respect.

they never got out of the closet because they live in a part of the world where people seen as women don't have any autonomy.

they detransitioned because they had no support, because they were pushed out of community and safe queer spaces.

they're so stealth nobody in their lives knows they're trans, because they get treated with less respect when people know.

where are our transmasc elders? the community failed them, and now they're an endangered population.

Is there a thrithriwiththrice?

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nope not to my knowledge

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Lies and deceit

OH MY GOODNESS i’m sorry sir…uh sirs. ur adorable

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

anytime

This is going to be a really annoying form of conversing

This is going to be a really annoying form of conversing

This is going to be a really annoying form of conversing

you’re telling me

Yea I am x3

I also figured out how to make this work now x3

why not format it like this so it doest look like a face?^3

This is violent.

It makes me want to stab something.

This one, however, is fluffy.

feels like an old story that has been retold so many times that nobody knows what the origional telling is

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