Please Help a Struggling Queer Family

Hi all, I’m not normally one to make any type of post on Tumblr, let alone one asking for help. But my family really needs assistance, and I’m not sure where else to turn to.

I work full time to pay for me, my spouse, and our pets to live. My spouse got hurt at work a few months back and we have been fighting the insurance company they were insured through to cover the injury. The process is taking much longer than we thought it would, and now with only one source of income I can’t keep up with the bills and rent anymore. Our landlord is upping our rent (they know the situation we are in) and I can’t afford to pay for my car loan, my car insurance, or any housing.

My account was pushed into the negatives as it is just to get through the beginning of June. And now I can’t climb out of the debt from the overdraft fees the bank keeps charging me. I can’t physically pay for us to live, and we will lose our home before August comes.

Please, I’m begging, if all you could offer is a penny, or words of kindness or a reblog, I would greatly appreciate it.

I can offer services in exchange as well, I’m a college student working towards my bachelors in anthropology, so I have lots of experience in research, writing, communications, etc. If there’s even an email you need written or a phone call you need made, I’ll do it. No matter how simple or complex the task is, I can absolutely help in whatever way possible. I used to make DnD campaigns, write short stories, and I worked full time as an administrative assistant, keeping track of personal records and appointments, etc. I have an entire resume I can send!

Please, my family needs help, and I’ve applied to every possible assistance program there is available to me, I’m out of options. Just a reblog would help me greatly. All I have is Cashapp, I don’t know how to work Ko-Fi or PayPal. Please message me if you can help. Or donate if your able to. Thank you all so much!

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byjove:

prettygaefae:

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I just thought I was constantly thinking thoughts because I am thoughtful

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oooooh they got meeeeee

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reading a Wikipedia article about a disorder I have: no wayyyyy this is crazyyyyy why is this so specific and applicable to me

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oh wait we ALL have migraines???

WAIT YOU MEAN MY MIGRAINES ARE A RESULT OF MY ADHD AND NOT STRESS????

The conditions are co-morbid, migraine disorder is more common in individuals with ADHD. Stress may still be the trigger behind your migraines. Migraines and ADHD are both cause by/associated with electrophysiological changes in the brain so that might be why they often occur together.


not-terezi-pyrope:

I forgot that Americans spell it “mommy” and that therefore “strong as fuck ice mummy” was unabiguously about some sort of undead ice lich, and not ambiguously also about a sort of buff frosty milf archetype like I had been imagining for most of the past couple of years

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jimmythejiver:

un-monstre:

un-monstre:

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like “I’m not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it.” Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won’t let you copy and paste:

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jimmythejiver:

un-monstre:

un-monstre:

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like “I’m not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it.” Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won’t let you copy and paste:

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hi! thank you for all the reminders and info! i'm trying to build up teeth brushing habits as someone who has gone months/years without brushing or flossing due to poverty. i've been using hello brand kids fluoride toothpaste for a little bit now (as an adult) how do i tell if it has enough fluoride? is there a range i should be looking out for? sorry if these are silly questions/you've answered already. thank you so much and have a great day!

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nothingiswrongwithyourarmrests:

brosser-les-dents:

Yay! I’m so glad you’ve decided to prioritize your oral health! Sometimes that first step is the hardest.

When I look for sufficient fluoride, I’m looking for about 0.25% sodium fluoride. Kids toothpaste usually has 0.243% and adult usually has 0.255%. If you’re in the EU I have no idea what it should be in ppm. @nothingiswrongwithyourarmrests has mentioned it so many times, but I cannot remember. (hoping to summon them)

Once again, so glad you’re working on it. It’s so hard to get started and to try and work through what systems and products work best for you. So good luck! I hope you find what works for you.

And remember to brush and floss, everyone!

1400 ppm or more! There’s toothpaste for young kids with a lower fluoride content (1000ppm) and for older kids with the normal content. Children’s toothpaste has to be able to be swallowed, so it can be handy for situations where you can’t go to a sink.

If you live somewhere with fluoridated tap water you’ll probably get enough even if you use the lower fluoride toothpaste.

You can ask your dentist for toothpaste samples if you are strapped for cash, we usually get big boxes.


mythmagicetc:

it baffles me when people say “i got tricked into watching this show for a ship that isn’t even canon” bro if those men had kissed, you would’ve SEEN it. i’ve seen gifs of men making out in shows i have no desire to watch. i’ve seen sex scenes from movies that nobody has ever heard of. when men kiss on screen, i am notified

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rootingformephistopheles:

I feel it would be good to have a word that’s like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go ‘ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually’ and like. move on with your day

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caustic-pixie:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who’s my best friend in the world and recently he was like “you’re too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!” and I was like “a niece might be more up my alley” and he just got more excited and said “ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful”

OP the tags!!

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elitefourkylewantstobattle:
“naamahdarling:
“adoenamedbeeb:
“makoredeyes:
“whitepeopletwitter:
“Choo Choo
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Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.
Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises
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wake up besties new back breaking coal labor...

elitefourkylewantstobattle:

naamahdarling:

adoenamedbeeb:

makoredeyes:

whitepeopletwitter:

Choo Choo

Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.

Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises

wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped

Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?

A coal powered hole plower

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uesp:

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The UESP and TIL have been given permission to share something very special with you all. There’s been longstanding rumors about the original D&D games that helped influence The Elder Scrolls, with it even rumored that Arena started out as one. While that is a myth, we do have evidence that there were at least two D&D campaigns played by the developers in Tamriel.

Today, with permission from Julian Lefay’s family and Bethesda, we would like to share with you the actual notes from those games. We hope you enjoy getting to explore this look into the early history of The Elder Scrolls, and all of the little things that helped build the larger setting within.

You can find them here, and we’ll have more exploration of these in the future:

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moveslikekeithrichards:

was wordart like, the ultimate thrill for anyone else as a kid. i used to love fuckin around in word & i could never remember how to get to the wordart so id have to ask my parents to open the options for me so it felt like an extra special privilege. & i thought the one that was like white on top & brown on the bottom looked like spongebob bc his outfit .


metalheadsagainstfascism:

If I were a professor at this school, I’d go all in on teaching Diogenes after they did this.

Don’t fuck with Philosophy majors. Some philosophers were extra as fuck.

Diogenese willingly lived on the street, depending on the humanity of others, and he was mocked for it. And he took his lantern, shoving it in people’s faces, and when he was asked “Yo…. what the fuck are to doing? He was like "looking for a man”. Because he saw no humanity in them because of how they treated the lowest people in society. When Plato called man a featherless biped, Diogenese brought in a plucked chicken and was like “BEHOLD! A MAN!” Not just as some great diss at Plato, but as a commentary on how his belief of man is the humanity in how we treat others. Therefore he thought the people that ridiculed him, a beggar on the street, were animals because they treated him with no humanity.

And don’t even GET ME STARTED on his commentary on the rich.

He’s known for his great one liners, but if you actually get into his beliefs, he’s deep as shit.


teaboot:

grifalinas:

charlesoberonn:

deathbyotpin123:

breadbird:

natalieironside:

chainsawmansheart:

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Sometimes I can still hear their voice

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Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

The lack of video content is what kept us here… I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr’s not asking for my phone number. It’s not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don’t have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it’s a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there’s one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it’s that we want everyone to think we’re dead

😔

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dajo42:

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hey can i get uh… yeah i dont suppose theres any chance you have any untainted souls? yeah completely fresh if youve got them. yeah theyre… yeah. very hard to come by. ive checked every pawn shop in town but its like trying to find… no it has to have no sins. yeah none. yeah its like having a shoe size outside the normal range and trying to find shoes in a thrift store like yeah exactly its so rare people dont wanna give it up when they find it. oh. oh really? is that the least sinful one you have? fuck okay uh… i mean yeah at this point it might have to do. i can make it work with some custom firmware and holy water i guess. oh i just need it to break the barrier to the garden of eden. to burn it. yeah im gonna burn that shit down. thank you. oh yeah cool can i pay with crucifixion nails or do you only take cash

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pawnshopper51515

hey i got a soul that only has original sin. which homebrew software should i use to force it to break the eden barrier

adamsrib20

lol another idiot trying to burn down the garden. not gonna work. (18 downvotes)

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judas_letsfuckinggo_6169

wow. rare find op! tbh as long as you have maybe a half gallon of holy water to submerge it in youll be fine with the latest nightly release of b-not.afraid. just be sure to keep a backup of purgatoryyearsearned.dll

[in heaven]

archangel michael: haha hey big guy hows it going

g*d:

archangel michael: haha yeah. cool so i know youre omniscient and everything so im guessing you already know about eden. now i dont think we need to worry. we can rebuild and this is a great opportunity for a rebrand right? now i know we should have caught this sooner and i do apologise for-

g*d: so were you going to tell me you got a part time job in a pawn shop

archangel michael: i-

apparently in 2024 i wrote a post about somebody buying a soul from archangel michael at a pawn shop and jailbreaking it to burn the garden of eden. cool. i was definitely going through normal things and reacting to them normally

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