"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

Daughter: You realize this puts you in the top 1% of the top 1%, right? The elite of the elite! That's extremely good.

Father: *glaring at his brand new "#272993 Dad" mug* I still don't like it.

initially found this line a little silly, and i still cringe a bit at how honestly condescending it sounds, but learning that carol used to do heroin (and that it did not end well for her) makes it pretty interesting in retrospect. i wonder if the reason she didn't let the hive try to sell her on the whole joining thing, did not ask even out of curiosity, is because she was genuinely afraid that they might convince her? i think she was pretty damn sure nothing they could possibly say would, but that she still didn't want to take even the slightest chance that she'd be tempted. she needs to keep believing that losing her grief and her anger would be scarier than continuing to feel it possibly forever, even when it's overwhelming and she doesn't know what to do with it

Photos of Kermit and Piggy where they look extra butchfemme

really wanted to draw miss piggy all of a sudden so i did. also kermit's there i guess

[image description: a lineless drawing of miss piggy and kermit from the muppets. kermit is wearing a hawaiian shirt and applying sunscreen to himself, and miss piggy is wearing a red swimsuit and saying "to me, beach body is about having the most body on the beach... which i certainly do!" end id]

remember when gideon gave harrow a little kissy on her forehead and harrow made a sound that embarrassed them both. what was that about

I’ve grown a lot as a person since the Glee pilot

how it is asking my supervisor for anything

i am a historian from israel and this is my book

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

half the reason this planet is habitable to humans at all is that its beautiful. they wouldnt be drawing on cave walls otherwise back when every day was a hunt and a struggle. if the earth was gray and ugly we would have all killed ourselves gen 4 at the latest. the other half of the reason is that other humans are on it at the same time as us. if we were made to live all separate on individual stretches of the earth unable to be around anyone else and promised after a certain number of days we would die and a new person would replace us wed all kill ourselves on our solitary patches of earth thinking fuck it im out the other solitaries will live out the mandated days and prolong the survival of mankind. or wed find a way beyond logic to get to the other solitaries and hang out. its survivable because of the perfect distance from the sun and other planets and oxygen and drinking water and nutrient rich soil and its habitable because its beautiful and we can all hang out

before the joining some girl on tumblr was definitely like you know, raban from wycaro is actually sooo woman-coded and then another girl on tumblr who was probably me was like you people are fucking idiots shut uppppp