LISTEN TO MY MUSIC

GRAHHHHHHHH

MY FIRST ALBUM: A miracle goes unnoticed on the beach

album cover btw

when i spend three hours listening to music and suddenly I realize three hours have passed

its actually crazy how good music is. and its all different, too. like wow. huge deal really when you think about it

Clinging

watched this movie with my roommate while we were still friends. I hate him so much now. he hates me even more. so many things can change.

somethin I've noticed

yeah id like the double bacon burger and a large fr- remembers i have to work on my beach bod- two large fries

there basically isn't a single established action archetype that you can't improve tenfold by making it a girl

the old master. the sneering rival. the implacable pursuer. the pragmatic mercenary. the combat hedonist. the sleeper operative. the guy who's just really big. the list goes on

A Concept

Oh noes! And i would have gotten away with it too, if it werent for you meddling sardines!

GCAT: Ollies out

I understand that when folks criticise the self-labelled "cozy" genre as an effort to produce "games about nothing", they're talking about trying to opt out of having opinions by producing a game with a perfectly politically neutral premise (which is impossible), but whenever I see the phrase that gremlin voice in the back of my mind is like:

#jerry can’t stop his neighbor’s cattle from grazing in his pastures because there is no meaningful conflict resolution system #george kills the ailing grandfather who gave him the meager plot of land #elaine runs her cozy bookstore into the ground but gets turned on by the GM’s debt collector voice #kramer treks to the two-sentences-of-lore-unless-you-paid-for-the-kickstarter-add-ons Not China continent to harvest greatwurms for silk (via @zero-energy-counters)

Normal Slay the Spire strategies. 【 single page version 】

Reptomancer

*lights the tip of ur dick and smokes u like a joint*

Good posts on the dash today.

Diversity win! Spiritual successor to the Folgers incest comercial is gay!

I think it's funny that some people in the notes are already pulling the "I'm not getting the vibe at all you're all just weird" which is the exact same thing people say whenever the Folgers commercial comes back around.