#bakura probably has been doing that to pay his rent

you know what. yes. dark bakura pays rent by doing bakura’s chores. he’s not happy about it but he’s better at it than bakura is. this is also how he got bakura to help build the memory world diorama.

#yu-gi-oh! #yu-gi-oh! shitpost #bakura ryou #dark bakura #yami bakura #yami no bakura #sorry i missed this it didn’t show up in the notes for some reason#anyway #broke: bakura is malnourished bc dark bakura forgets to eat #woke: bakura is malnourished bc he’s a teenager living on his own with no real supervision so he plays games instead of cooks #bespoke: bakura is still alive bc dark bakura is physically forcing him to do things like eat vegetables and take walks #dark bakura didn’t sign up to have a pet dog. bakura didn’t sign up to have an abusive housewife. it’s a win-win! for zorc

#maybe there's a dub line i forgot but it always seemed weird to me that people act like yb didn't feed him#he eats during battle city

i would wager that a solid 80-90% of ygo fanfic writers have neither read nor watched ygo, which might explain why, of yuugi's friend group, jounouchi is the one least likely to be depicted as homophobic

#bakura probably has been doing that to pay his rent

you know what. yes. dark bakura pays rent by doing bakura's chores. he's not happy about it but he's better at it than bakura is. this is also how he got bakura to help build the memory world diorama.

new ship idea: 4kids tristan x ygotas tristan. hondashipping

shouldn't be tristanshipping because they're both tristan?

no

Oh well :3c

tristanshipping is honda's sister x honda's sister's baby daddy

Oh 📝

we all gotta have hobbies

speaking of! @lofi-hearts

bizarreshipping

new ship idea: 4kids tristan x ygotas tristan. hondashipping

shouldn't be tristanshipping because they're both tristan?

no

Oh well :3c

tristanshipping is honda's sister x honda's sister's baby daddy

new ship idea: 4kids tristan x ygotas tristan. hondashipping

shouldn't be tristanshipping because they're both tristan?

no

dark bakura being the final arc villain is so funny to me. he has won like one on-panel fight ever and it was against a minor antagonist from duelist kingdom. who also never won a fight. incredible

#we love a pathetic angry dead kinda-eldritch guy#yugioh#yami bakura#ygo spoilers#so pathetic he got second place in a most-pathetic-yugioh-character contest#even first place in such a contest is kinda impressive#second place in that contest is the true first place

extra funny to me is that, if we're going by the rpg's version of history, tkb wasn't like this. he fought all of atem's priests at once and only fucked off when atem pulled out obelisk, then stole the millennium ring so hard that mahad exploded himself (which left tkb hungry and annoyed and that's about it). then he turns a room of would-be muggers into floor ketchup without even getting up. he would have destroyed osiris the sky dragon if seto hadn't shown up and almost got atem to give him the puzzle before yuugi and co showed up

imagine selling your soul to a demon for vengeance and then it turns out the demon is a fucking dumbass loser

"what if there was a story with a priest, and a demon possessing someone else, and the plot was just the demon being inordinately charmed by the priest's megalomaniacal tendencies"

zorc was unprepared to deal with teenage boy hormones. never had a chance