i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

To me, there are several different species of car/truck guy.

Materialistic truck/car guy who has a $50k+ new vehicle he does not need for work, he can barely afford and he purchased as a status symbol and expects everyone to be soooo impressed by his smalldickmobile? Sucks. Horrible guy. Makes it his entire identity. Financially irresponsible, usually an asshole driver and parker because nothing matters but his vehicle, usually extremely vapid and unpleasant.

Shitbox car/truck guy who really loves his 15+ year old piece of shit vehicle and is keeping it on the road through thoughts and prayers and is attempting to soup up his 2002 Chevy? Down to earth, resilient, usually capable of helping you with your car problems because he has had every car problem imaginable, humble, often much more interesting than materialism car guy.

It’s the same for vintage vehicles too, the guy who bought a fully restored muscle car just to show it off sucks ass but the guy who has spent 5 years slowly rebuilding a ‘68 Chevrolet Chevelle he found rusted out on Facebook marketplace is a car guy I can respect.

Saving a car from the scrap heap, sandblasting the rusty chassis and totally rebuilding the engine is so much sexier and more impressive than buying a new Tesla.

The trope I appreciate very much

Hey OP? I want you to know that this post changed my life. I have seen it three times now, and while life is still pretty hard, I have focused on increasing my calories and gaining some weight because you know what? You're right.

Personally, I don't think I need to know Heavenly Mother to know what I'm trying to become. Our Heavenly Parents already gave us Jesus to be like.

Jesus has all the best masc and fem traits and wants everyone to follow all of them: meek, submissive, long-suffering, patient, kind, servant leader, chastises, forgives, angry at wrongdoing, brave, strong, weak, cries, quotes scripture to people in positions of power who think they know better, etc etc.

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.

pinterest and tumblr joining to create this masterpiece

I believe wholeheartedly that if you're some sort of tough guy you really need to get into namby pamby stuff to at least a midlevel understanding and if you're some namby pamby softie you need to get into toughguy stuff as well. It's can't be ironic or subversive either. No edgy hello kitty or only engaging with art about Spartan warriors.

If you wear corduroy overalls and listen to Phoebe Bridgers you need to watch through at least seven John Woo films and get really into The Predator and if you're into MMA or read a lot about the Navy SEALs you need to be monday night quarterbacking local performances of The Nutcracker and getting really into oscar nominated short films from Iranian directors exploring family and identity.

If you're ever struggling with ideas of how to sign off emails, just flip through the hymnbook and use the mood markings. There's some gems in there

Cheerfully's good

Unique but still gets the point across

Heck yeah

Good if you work at a funeral home

Ok maybe not this one

Could be great or extremely passive-aggressive. It's a toss-up

DEFINITELY not this one

Only if you are EXTREMELY confident

As someone who has been on the Internet longer than many of you have been alive, I cannot emphasise enough what a good idea it is to block fools, bores, and drama-starters ON SIGHT. That means, on the FIRST sight. See the take, do not wait.

You are not a court of law. You are not required to hear them out, argue, nor give them a second chance. Block them. Nothing bad will happen to them without you! It's fine! Goodbye forever! Prevention is better than cure.

My fellow aunties will be with me on this.

i truly cannot emphasise how much the “australia dangerous” rhetoric has its roots in white colonials going “this thing different to europe and therefore scawwy 🥺”

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

quote i think about all the time when people act like actors being good at acting means theyre fucking in real life literally what if ur clocking into the gay sex factory and it ruins the magic of gay sex