Jacob Elordi you are still on my shit list for what I know you are going to do to Wuthering Heights in February but damn if you did not put your whole pussy into Frankenstein

WHO ELSE UP FRANKEN THEY STEIN RN

genderfluid Sirius who, when asked what gender they're feeling by their friends, puts on a news reporter voice and answers as if delivering the weather forecast.

(while holding a hairbrush as a microphone and gesturing as if there a greenscreen behind them) "Hello, this is Sirius black with todays gender forecast, currently it's a they/she kind of morning, later today it's looking to be androgynous with partial femininity, you can expect light makeup and low waisted jeans, that's all for the gender report today, thank you all for tuning in, goodbye."

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

could i interest you in my space regency au

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

*hands you all the painkiller of your choice with zero side effects because it's the future*

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

Daddy wishes to be cremated

It's what daddy would have wanted

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

i wanna talk about this shot

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

God fucking damn it

hey im just putting it out into the world that in excalibur 1981 lancelot swears fealty by kneeling down and kissing the tip of arthur’s sword and it looks exactly how you think it does

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size

David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot

DM: are you sure? This is a fig-

David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.

David: *rolls a 20*

DM:...

DM: okay so you kill Goliath

this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.

is god not the dm of life

O ye of little face

my brother and I have very different opinions on my cat’s weight

Tea party

fae court

The council to decide your fate