The Public Universal Friend

elitegreet:

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littleguysdaily:

spooksier:

spooksier:

spooksier:

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

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beyonceisstraight:

busty-shackleford:

punishedsaints:

artifacthubs:

800 years ago at All Saints Church in Hereford, England, a skillful carpenter carved this gentleman high up in the dark roof where nobody could see him. Five years ago they built an extra floor with bright lights for a restaurant.

Good.

Poppin bussy out for the lord

Getting slizzard

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official-library-posts:

fiercestpurpose:

criminalizegolf:

> read library book

> it’s good

Thank you library

> read library book

> it’s bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

official library post

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swagophile:

lady-piya:

swagophile:

*touches your reblog inappropriately*

“Now can you use this doll to tell the judge where the lady reblogged your post?”

hears the phrase “use this doll” and gets so dizzy i pass out

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sandmandaddy69:

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catasters:

(Source: reddit.com, via lightningsocks)

wordfather:

wordfather:

collecting these

HOW could i forget this classic

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finalgirlabigailhobbs:

“she should be at the club” well i should be in the green house party paintings by salman toor

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dorothylarouge:

lagtrainzzz:

dorothylarouge:

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

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joggster:

Yeah sure autocorrect I’m trying to s rank the euthanasia game whatever

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lindsaychrist:

me yesterday

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binturong-of-the-day:

The binturong of frozen indulgence

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libraford:

libraford:

libraford:

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

If we’re being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

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