jensen not making a goodbye post for spn but making fun of the rusty nail, king shit
Yeah, I already respected the shade when he posted it but knowing it went up at roughly the same time as the “thank you” video he’s not in makes it THAT MUCH BETTER. We stan a king.
Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I’m bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go “Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I’ll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way” then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.
Last ten minutes of the movie is the vampire just beating the shit out of everyone to I’m Walkin On Sunshine. I would watch this.
Alternatively -
Hero: Ha! You have no powers!
Vampire:
Maurice
Maurice
Maurice
Maurice
I’m begging of you, please don’t take my man
no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they’re creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.
you can’t talk about implications of sexual assault in scenes with billy without talking about the times it is actually implied, accidental or not (this whole sequence + s3 in general) or acknowledging the fact that he was the victim and not the perpetrator
Billy Hargrove’s Legacy
- Fought back against the Flayer mentally and physically in ways that Henry never could.
- Stood up solo in front of a monster and used his bare hands to save El.
- Yelled at the face of death despite being frightened and knowing his end was coming.
- Prevented the end of the world as we know it.
Why didn’t Patrick get the same attention as Chrissy and Fred?
Why doesn’t Lucas get character development outside of his love for Max?
Why did they bring Kali back just to torture her more, villanize her, and kill her off?
Why do Lucas and Erica’s parents have two scenes in the show and no real hints as to who they are, even though the other party members parents do?
Why is Erica hardly in the epilogue with no lines?
I think we all know why
So parentified that when Billy left the narrative, so did his dad and Max’s mom. Without Billy, Max was on her own.
The girl graduates high school without her mom and her biological dad is never once mentioned.









