weirdly enchanted by this
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*Oh come on youngster, show some grit for heaven’s sake. A year is just one year
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some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up
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I need him so bad it’s unreal
is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at
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nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251:
this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip
god, the voice actor cooked with this one
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i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles
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You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”
the people in the notes saying “people on the bus aren’t normal” are the people this post is talking about.
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Can anyone get me that 4chan post where a guy describes trying to get his book published where a boy gets crushed into a concrete slab in his father’s concrete factory and he becomes a piece of sidewalk and people cruelly step on him. Then he gets moved to a beach where pretty girls with bare feet step on him and “he becomes a man in a sense.”
Someone please help me find this.
found it i think
when you see a 4chan screenshot that has 20 ids of replies you know you’re dealing with a quality post
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pseudoscience of any kind has been so annoying to me lately i start pretend choking myself whenever i hear my parents treat horoscopes as 100% factual
me when i log onto instagram and everything is love language mbti narcissist dark empath gemini melancholic witch vs doe skull mercury in the microwave numerology seed oils soy milk endocrine disruptor hormone imbalance crunchy mama wellness holistic healing
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kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
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