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First off hi-! Y'all can call me Medic, and this blog is 35% roleplay and 65% normal reblogging. Of course I won't tolerate any terfs, transphobes, pedos, all that on my blog, so if any of you try and interact your ass is getting blocked on site-
Blogs and other stuff under the cut
*Omni had been flying through the stars for a while. Hoping he and his new ally would find something…he soon got his wish.*
*He found himself at the refurbished* Access Arc of Haltmann Works, which was the size of a small moon*
*Refurbished as in not made from a Clockwork Star-
*Susie was working on some blueprints in her office, which was on the top of the Arc*
*She began to hear Omni's ship approach.*
Susie: What in the world-?
*Susie looks out the window*
*The ship was…odd, it had propeller yet still flew through space, approaching the arc.*
*Susie tilts her head at the sight*
*It seems to want to board the arc.*
*Susie turns on an intercom so the ship can hear her*
I believe you're intruding on Haltmann Works airspace. Unless you have a business inquiry/opportunity for me I suggest you leave
Her kids are gonna be orphans in a second, don't worry
NO! Don't do It!/silly
Don't you worry~
Um…if you spare me, I'll give you some cute fanfictions.
They have to have minimum/no angst
I can try
And I can try to not pull the trigger
…I'll let you pick a character.
Two characters
……which characters do you have in mind?
Stormblade and Ghost Roaster
……Accepted. I do have an idea, but it has a little angst. Not to much, just a little.
Your definition of "a little" is questionable at best and worthy of the penalty at worse
Just some sad feels. But it is necessary.
Was it necessary to make Spry see someone actually die?
……Character Development?
COULD'VE BEEN A FAKE OUT AND ACHIEVED THE SAME RESULT
…Also shows Effigy's heartlessness.
If that's the case, then you could've had Effigy possess the warrior or something so Spry would not only have to fight against a baddie way stronger than him but also figure out how the heck he's gonna save the warrior without indirectly killing him
...I just gave you an idea, didn't I?
*Masker Mind entered the call.*
DON'T YOU DARE, DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE
NOT MASKER MIND, LITERALLY ANYONE BUT HIM
Oooh, Grandmaster Cami Flage looking very controlable right now.
NAH
NAH SHE'S TOO COO COO, NAH
INSTANT IMMUNITY FRICK YOU
Alright…Whiskers. That better?
HE WAS ALREADY EVILIZED GIVE HIM A BREAK
Aww, but I want Tessa to fall apart.
Oh now you're giving me ideas
Ooo? Do tell.
Nothing much, just the old Chieftess of Woodburrow(who I've named Winona) reuniting with the SWAP Force after a century
I AM WITH YOUR KIDS, MEDIC
I WILL TEACH THEM THINGS
HAVEN'T THEY GONE THROUGH ENOUGH TRAUMA ALREADY-!?
HAVEN'T THE SKYLANDERS GONE THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY?
I ONLY INTENDED FOR A HAPPY REUNION-!
Oh
Keep it that way
I will I swear on my beans I wil--
Her kids are gonna be orphans in a second, don't worry
NO! Don't do It!/silly
Don't you worry~
Um…if you spare me, I'll give you some cute fanfictions.
They have to have minimum/no angst
I can try
And I can try to not pull the trigger
…I'll let you pick a character.
Two characters
……which characters do you have in mind?
Stormblade and Ghost Roaster
……Accepted. I do have an idea, but it has a little angst. Not to much, just a little.
Your definition of "a little" is questionable at best and worthy of the penalty at worse
Just some sad feels. But it is necessary.
Was it necessary to make Spry see someone actually die?
……Character Development?
COULD'VE BEEN A FAKE OUT AND ACHIEVED THE SAME RESULT
…Also shows Effigy's heartlessness.
If that's the case, then you could've had Effigy possess the warrior or something so Spry would not only have to fight against a baddie way stronger than him but also figure out how the heck he's gonna save the warrior without indirectly killing him
...I just gave you an idea, didn't I?
*Masker Mind entered the call.*
DON'T YOU DARE, DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE
NOT MASKER MIND, LITERALLY ANYONE BUT HIM
Oooh, Grandmaster Cami Flage looking very controlable right now.
NAH
NAH SHE'S TOO COO COO, NAH
INSTANT IMMUNITY FRICK YOU
Alright…Whiskers. That better?
HE WAS ALREADY EVILIZED GIVE HIM A BREAK
Aww, but I want Tessa to fall apart.
Oh now you're giving me ideas
Ooo? Do tell.
Nothing much, just the old Chieftess of Woodburrow(who I've named Winona) reuniting with the SWAP Force after a century
I AM WITH YOUR KIDS, MEDIC
I WILL TEACH THEM THINGS
HAVEN'T THEY GONE THROUGH ENOUGH TRAUMA ALREADY-!?
HAVEN'T THE SKYLANDERS GONE THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY?
I ONLY INTENDED FOR A HAPPY REUNION-!
fuck it ive seen this happen at least multiple times now
My favorite YTP jokes in no particular order:
My apologies to anyone who has casually asked me what my ideal superpower would be, because I cannot be normal about the answer.
“I ate an edible last night” yeah I did too you dumb fuck it’s called food for dinner
Her kids are gonna be orphans in a second, don't worry
NO! Don't do It!/silly
Don't you worry~
Um…if you spare me, I'll give you some cute fanfictions.
They have to have minimum/no angst
I can try
And I can try to not pull the trigger
…I'll let you pick a character.
Two characters
……which characters do you have in mind?
Stormblade and Ghost Roaster
……Accepted. I do have an idea, but it has a little angst. Not to much, just a little.
Your definition of "a little" is questionable at best and worthy of the penalty at worse
Just some sad feels. But it is necessary.
Was it necessary to make Spry see someone actually die?
……Character Development?
COULD'VE BEEN A FAKE OUT AND ACHIEVED THE SAME RESULT
…Also shows Effigy's heartlessness.
If that's the case, then you could've had Effigy possess the warrior or something so Spry would not only have to fight against a baddie way stronger than him but also figure out how the heck he's gonna save the warrior without indirectly killing him
...I just gave you an idea, didn't I?
*Masker Mind entered the call.*
DON'T YOU DARE, DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE
NOT MASKER MIND, LITERALLY ANYONE BUT HIM
Oooh, Grandmaster Cami Flage looking very controlable right now.
NAH
NAH SHE'S TOO COO COO, NAH
INSTANT IMMUNITY FRICK YOU
Alright…Whiskers. That better?
HE WAS ALREADY EVILIZED GIVE HIM A BREAK
Aww, but I want Tessa to fall apart.
Oh now you're giving me ideas
Ooo? Do tell.
Nothing much, just the old Chieftess of Woodburrow(who I've named Winona) reuniting with the SWAP Force after a century
I AM WITH YOUR KIDS, MEDIC
I WILL TEACH THEM THINGS
HAVEN'T THEY GONE THROUGH ENOUGH TRAUMA ALREADY-!?
Have A Nice Day!
rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ ａ ｎｉｃｅ ｄａｙ
This post radiates positive energy
Gotta reblog again
Go have a nice day everyone ☀️
Original poster deactivated 15’th of January 2018
idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful
Her kids are gonna be orphans in a second, don't worry
NO! Don't do It!/silly
Don't you worry~
Um…if you spare me, I'll give you some cute fanfictions.
They have to have minimum/no angst
I can try
And I can try to not pull the trigger
…I'll let you pick a character.
Two characters
……which characters do you have in mind?
Stormblade and Ghost Roaster
……Accepted. I do have an idea, but it has a little angst. Not to much, just a little.
Your definition of "a little" is questionable at best and worthy of the penalty at worse
Just some sad feels. But it is necessary.
Was it necessary to make Spry see someone actually die?
……Character Development?
COULD'VE BEEN A FAKE OUT AND ACHIEVED THE SAME RESULT
…Also shows Effigy's heartlessness.
If that's the case, then you could've had Effigy possess the warrior or something so Spry would not only have to fight against a baddie way stronger than him but also figure out how the heck he's gonna save the warrior without indirectly killing him
...I just gave you an idea, didn't I?
*Masker Mind entered the call.*
DON'T YOU DARE, DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE
NOT MASKER MIND, LITERALLY ANYONE BUT HIM
Oooh, Grandmaster Cami Flage looking very controlable right now.
NAH
NAH SHE'S TOO COO COO, NAH
INSTANT IMMUNITY FRICK YOU
Alright…Whiskers. That better?
HE WAS ALREADY EVILIZED GIVE HIM A BREAK
Aww, but I want Tessa to fall apart.
Oh now you're giving me ideas
Ooo? Do tell.
Nothing much, just the old Chieftess of Woodburrow(who I've named Winona) reuniting with the SWAP Force after a century
Her kids are gonna be orphans in a second, don't worry
NO! Don't do It!/silly
Don't you worry~
Um…if you spare me, I'll give you some cute fanfictions.
They have to have minimum/no angst
I can try
And I can try to not pull the trigger
…I'll let you pick a character.
Two characters
……which characters do you have in mind?
Stormblade and Ghost Roaster
……Accepted. I do have an idea, but it has a little angst. Not to much, just a little.
Your definition of "a little" is questionable at best and worthy of the penalty at worse
Just some sad feels. But it is necessary.
Was it necessary to make Spry see someone actually die?
……Character Development?
COULD'VE BEEN A FAKE OUT AND ACHIEVED THE SAME RESULT
…Also shows Effigy's heartlessness.
If that's the case, then you could've had Effigy possess the warrior or something so Spry would not only have to fight against a baddie way stronger than him but also figure out how the heck he's gonna save the warrior without indirectly killing him
...I just gave you an idea, didn't I?
*Masker Mind entered the call.*
DON'T YOU DARE, DON'T YOU FREAKING DARE
NOT MASKER MIND, LITERALLY ANYONE BUT HIM
Oooh, Grandmaster Cami Flage looking very controlable right now.
NAH
NAH SHE'S TOO COO COO, NAH
INSTANT IMMUNITY FRICK YOU
Alright…Whiskers. That better?
HE WAS ALREADY EVILIZED GIVE HIM A BREAK
Aww, but I want Tessa to fall apart.
Oh now you're giving me ideas
We need to start seriously treating the concepts of "obesity" and "weight loss" as a dangerous pseudoscience and I'm not kidding.
It's some shit that everyone thinks they can understand based on vibes but science just doesn't work that way. Real scientists have proved time and time again that it doesn't work how people assume. Many medical conditions where it's assumed weight is a "cause", something to blame the patient for, it's often actually a symptom.
Body size is based on so many individual possibilities. genetics, upbringing, wealth, what type of food you eat, what type of work you do, where you live, etc etc etc. it is impossible to control for all of these.
I was a child born to fat, impoverished, labourer parents, and I grew up doing farm labour, gaining muscle - I will never ever be thin. It's just how my body developed. And no matter how much weight I were to hypothetically lose, doctors would still push me to lose more. Family would push me to lose more. Society would push me to lose more. It will never ever ever be enough. You will never be thin enough, there is no bmi low enough to satisfy them, there is no "progress" that won't just make them pity or shame you even more. Your personal circumstances aren't important to a pseudo-scientific practice, the variables don't matter that much, it must be a one-size-fits-all solution.
Every weight loss pill, every low calorie shake or meal replacement, every weight watchers frozen meal, it all contributes to the pseudo-scientific cult of thinness. Every ad that says you're not good enough, it pushes you to drop your critical thinking skills. We have created a world where people think shitting themselves into thinness using potions with untested ingredients is healthier than having some fat on their bodies. But it's not! That's absurd! You're sending your body into a constant state of gastric shock!! And one day, when you get bored of eating tasteless nutrient paste and decide to eat something with some flavour in it, your body will react with a starvation response and store every little bit of fat that it can, because it's so used to being fucking starved. Which sends people into a panic response, buying up more pills and trying to crash-diet and lose their meagre protective layers.
Your body stores fat because that's your reserve energy. Fat is protective. I thank my body every day for storing so much energy for me, fuck knows I need it! That's your blubber!! You are a large mammal. Your body is designed to keep energy in reserve so you can sleep and stay warm and keep your brain alive. You should research the human metabolic process. You should research the cow metabolic process. You should research bear metabolic process. YOU NEED FAT!
And just like so many other pseudosciences, fatphobia and all that it entails is deeply rooted in racism and specifically antiblackness. It is not a mistake that the ozempic-chic era is coinciding with one of the biggest waves of open, globalised white supremacy we've seen in decades. Whiteness needs to perform & police whiteness constantly, maintaining appearances is THE way to stay part of the ingroup.
You must commit to removing yourself from that ingroup. Do not allow it a single toe in the door. A pseudoscience, no matter how comforting and easy to digest it may be, is not your friend. It is feeding you lie upon lie upon lie.
