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the floating head of wisdom

toe-fingerman

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

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pride-knightess

Thank you for the clarification

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tpwrtrmnky

putting down "people who won't respect my boundaries DNI" and then staring out into the air, sighing wearily

tpwrtrmnky

see the reason why i've never actually used DNIs of any kind really boils down to "I don't believe in magical wards against evil"

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utopians

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

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deirdreskye

It's very interesting to me that a gigantic minotaur is fucking me vigorously. I'm observing the situation as it plays out from a detached academic perspective.

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strange-aeons

See him baby...

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And now see him sneaky!

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kimberphillips

WAHT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?? HE LOOKS VERY HANDSOME.

strange-aeons

ITALIAN GREYHOUND 👍

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tsarina-anadyomene

Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.

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rpfisfine

yesterday i ate two yogurts normally (remembers we're on tumblr) i mean if i were a bee i'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so i can't escape

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You should make her even fatter!!

edith-is-dead

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she’s all dressed up too!

(. no idea what this outfit is supposed to be or how it works)

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snailygoon

Trying and failing not to get frustrated at the people who say shit like “this is not America anymore!🥺” when the human rights violations start happening to white people…. Like babe… I wish I could live in whatever land of the brave home of the free cartoon these people have been living in their whole lives, but unfortunately, this has always been what America is about. A country quite literally founded on violence against brown people. Believe it or not, this is the most progressive it’s ever been, and it’s still a nightmare!

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Any american with a brain knows this. And as a BIPOC in this country we’re taught about the same atrocities from childhood. I grew up hearing stories about my cousin being lynched before i was born. Hearing about the poverty my grandmother lived in in Puerto Rico because of the US government’s occupation of the island. Driving past the oak tree that my grandpa offhandedly told me him and his classmates protested under after the black kids in their district were denied the same resources as the white students. Learning about the genocide of the indigenous peoples I share blood with. I promise you. We know

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squeakitties

how to make a line cook job tolerable

1) find one with lax enough dress policies that allow at Least any black t-shirts that aren't vulgar
2) make this shirt

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stupid-twink-girl

i loooove drawing comics its just like "wouldnt it be crazy if this happened" and then you draw it happening in a sequence of images that tricks people into experiencing it happening

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crazysodomite

If you ever did something bad you might as well just die and hope to be reborn as an innocent child and not do bad things in your new life because your old one cannot be redeemed no matter what. No matter what. <- how people treat others online and irl to be completely honest