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#what was that about breaking bad fans having phds in video editing

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

makes your puppy dusty

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

the terror season 1 ep 3

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man

I love this so much

It’s not her fault! Cats are really bad at object permanency.

I like when he shows her the toy at the beginning and she does a little hand gesture like “YEAHTHATs the shit I like!”

This is Messi! He’s a male puma from Russia!

He was bred in captivity and was afflicted with health problems and 30% smaller than average for a male puma. As a cub he was in a petting zoo, and due to his health issues, he was unable to be rehabilitated for wild release.

So this Russian couple adopted him. He goes to doggy obedience school. Walks on a leash, wears puma jammies on cold days. Lets his owners clip his claws. And is 100% living life as a house cat.

Messi is NOT domesticated. Messi is tame. He’s been around humans his entire life and has no reason to fear humans. Messi is an exception, not a rule.

He also has an Instagram and youtube accounts.

If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

the reviews are in... glad everyone's enjoying song of the worm

[id: tumblr tags reading 'dude This Fucking Rules', 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?', 'holy shit that is fucking metal', 'oh this fucks severely', 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS', 'yo this RULES']

can confirm this does fucking slap.

oh yeah that fucking slaps

dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

we as a society lived like this for years and years

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

y’all still like slutty women w giant cursed swords ???

I showed you my Frostmourne pls respond 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

I fucking SAID

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

CAT PARADE IS BACK

there are SO MANY cute little details in this

So I was looking for the full version of this video cause i always get sad when this one cuts off the ending and–

not only has the original creator made an HD version,

they also made a reanimated “deluxe” version! with even more cute easter eggs! 

@eyenaku @eyenaku @eyenaku @eyenaku @eyenaku @eyenaku @eyenaku @eyenaku @eyenaku @eyenaku

and @razzledazzlerazzberry

awwhh i rmb watching this in 2015

Please help me. One of my brothers asked for my help doing an art and when I said “okay first off let’s get some reference images” he said “oh I don’t do those.”

my brother in Mom what the fuck do you mean you don’t do that

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Closest match: Erithacus rubecula genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: European Robin

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