Miss Has Class

elidyce:

writing-prompt-s:

You, the queen of a fairy tale kingdom, got cursed to give birth to a princess who’s going to live her life isolated in a tower the first 20 years of her life. Narrate how you avoid your daughter’s fate.

She laughed, when she placed the curse on me. Laughed and laughed. She called me a fool for coming to her, for wanting children who would sap my strength and steal my power. 

One child to take my kingdom, she promised me. Well, I’d wanted an heir. It didn’t have to be a curse. 

One child the sea would steal. There was room in that. They didn’t have to die, only to love the sea. I would buy the finest ships. 

And the third would suffer my grandmother’s fate. 

The tower. 

Grandmother told me stories about that tower, shuddering. About the isolation almost driving her mad. About the desperate longing for escape. I know what that escape cost her, and my grandfather as well, with his scarred face and limping gait. 

That was going to be difficult. 

The sorceress’s curse worked. Within the year, I held my first babe in my arms, a sturdy boy who kicked and cried and cuddled against his mother as if he hadn’t been made only to bring me grief. Well, all mothers grieve. 

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pansyfemme:

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

instant-oatmeal:

allsadnshit:

monsterlogic:

allsadnshit:

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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Thank u for this contribution

John Everett Millais' Ophelia floating in a bowl of soup, as she does.ALT

Souphelia

forthegothicheroine:

mongeese:

Did Lady Macbeth successfully utilize “girl power” when she convinced her husband to murder the king thus damning them both to a slow descent into insanity and eventual death?

via @maddie-grove

#yeah it’s called girl power#not girl it’s a good idea

stephenroot:

stephenroot:

Those videos that are like “sorry millennials but gen alpha thinks side parts/skinny jeans/high ponytails/whatever are cringey” are so painfully embarrassing can you IMAGINE being in your ENTIRE THIRTIES and caring what a twelve year old thinks about you??

There are people in the notes who think my beef is with the twelve year old and I want to assure you it is not: twelve year olds thinking their parents are cringe is a sacred rite of passage. Being a grown ass adult and letting the opinions of children affect you however is optional.

homunculus-argument:

I’m not trying to shame people who don’t read The Classics because god knows most of that stuff never saw an editor, but before you post/reblog quotes from the old book classics, framed as something the author personally said, you should be aware that the quote was probably said or thought by a character who wasn’t supposed to be objectively correct. As a matter of fact a lot of those fictional little guys were written to be completely wrong on purpose.

You have heard of the sci-fi genre of Don’t Create The Torment Nexus. Now consider the 1800s book style Don’t Become The Dipshit Protagonist.

laneichy:

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Grumble grumble…

amilkyway:

I think about how hayao miyazaki said that love is two people inspiring each other to live. and to live doesn’t just mean to be alive. living involves finding beauty in the simple moments of being. so to inspire someone to be in awe of the simplicity of living? that’s special

flopugh:

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#I have never felt more represented