Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.
These are REALLY cool
These are art in themselves, in a some of them point out what lockdown was like for us, they’re expressed themselves in a really cool way. But I think these are going to be talked about in the future.
@elodieunderglass I see that you are in this series
No series would be complete without!
collection of almost all caine’s promo lines on glitch productions website after 11/14/25 commercial and my personal favorite:
If I had a billion dollars I would be spending it all on Digital Circus merch because of Caine
damn, he really is just a vessel for capitalism (GET HIM OUT OF THERE)
streamer with an Airhead Bimbo Persona who is actually a fucking goated gamer but uses their knowledge to play every game in creatively, painfully bad ways. chat has to pay money to backseat, at which point the streamer magically "gets it perfect" and is like Oh My Godddd Wow You're So Smart And Helpful. everyone is aware they can actually play the game. they make one million dollars a week.
if chat tries to backseat without paying they're like "what...I totally don't get it, like I'm so dumb teehee". then someone sends the exact same message with $500 and they first-try the boss fight while gushing about how good the advice was
I say "everyone is aware they can actually play the game". there is definitely some guy in the chat who thinks it's all 100% real bc there's no way someone wearing makeup could be good at game. but joke's on him. and his bank account.
i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine
"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE
someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you
