oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

There is a perpetual Ralsei rotating in my brain like a rotisserie chicken

Deltarune Fun Fact:

When inputting a name for TV Time in Chapter 3, it is impossible to choose G or X as the third letter.

Kissing girls rules

b) Never point a loaded girl unless you're trying to kiss it

4) she's more afraid of you then you are of her

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

Never theonk agian

imagine looking at my blog to try to find more out about me as a person and all you see is some bullshitttttt

Funny till it isn’t.

(old comic lol)

need me a shortstack hottie that likes to eat bugs

got one for you right here boss

shes so perfect

I wanna be pet...

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

literally saying this every day of my life

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

If you want to stand up for transgender Canadians, then there's a petition to ask the federal government to repeal the acts signed into law that restrict transgender medical care for transgender youth:

You need only be a resident of Canada, not a citizen to sign. Please help us give transgender youth a fighting chance. Their medical care decisions should be between the handling physician and family only. This isn't a matter for politicians to decide.

hey, so I would he grateful if people living in Canada could sign this and if non-Canadians could signal boost, please.

comm for a client on bsky :3