someone just literally interrupted me mid conversation to tell me “what wonderful big dark eyes i’ve got” and on the one hand extremely flattering that she couldn’t even wait until the end of my sentence to comment on this, on the other hand did she have to say it like im the big bad wolf
mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor
I think there’s a funny prank with mainstream shonen of the early 2000s where the older you get the more you realize Naruto has nothing to do with ninjas, One Piece has extremely little to do with pirates, and Fullmetal Alchemist knows everything about philosophical alchemy.
following people who are into wrestling is just like “holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can’t fucking stand that guy!” like all day long
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