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The USS Make Shit Up

@mollyencrypted

She/her. 20s. Creator of terrible AUs.  Transphobes, racists, p*dos etc DNI ever. Do not copy my personal tags without acknowledgement.

Thoughts on G1 so far:

Seems to me that Rumble is the only decepticon that does any real work

Devastated to learn that Roller is (probably??) not a guy I was so delighted and charmed by Roller

What the FUCK is the deal with reflector. Why do 3 guys turn into 1 camera??

SEE i assumed Roller was sentient since he has a name and they refer to him as 'he' and Optimus is worried about him when it looks like he's been blown up but then i went to look him up and consensus seems to be that he's a drone?? fuck that give me my little guy

The very best thing about The Phantom of the Opera is that it shows us a possibly supernatural occurrence, then gives us a natural explanation that is infinitely crazier than the supernatural one would have been.

What if there was a ghost in the opera house that was killing people?

Requires you to accept the existence of ghosts, but otherwise is a straightforward story.

What if the chief contractor who built the opera house was a deformed circus freak who used his experience building palaces and torture chambers for sultans to keep building secret passageways and torture chambers in the basement when construction halted during the Franco-Prussian War, and then kept living down there working on an opera and killing and blackmailing people who crossed him and also training a pretty opera singer that he wants to marry?

There is nothing in the world that could have prepared me to expect even half of that.

It's the 'crop circles are actually made by wallabies stoned out of their gourds' of literature and theatre.

people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!

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