- Love Trans Women Forever.
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?
ok this is insanely cool
the organization that runs it is called Helping Hands, here's their website and how to join tutoring sessions in their world!
Omfg they made a whole language for this
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
horse that reads Marcus Aurelius
I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad
New Year, New Comic! I will be drawing every now and then short stories of Alrick, one of the Death-Heads, who fulfill peoples’ wishes for a price. While some cases of Death-Heads need permissions and legal reports, every single Death-Head assigns their own fees. It can be anything - nothing is illegal or too much.
But Alrick does things a bit differently, heading to get a cup of hot cocoa when the case is closed.
2nd story (Vanessa) | 3rd story (Cat) | 4th story ( Lou-Lou)| 5th Story (Tongue)| 6th story (Dinky Sugar) | 7th story (Joon’s niece)| 8ht Story (DHD Party) | 9th story (Alrick without a mask) | 10th story (Grimm) | 11th story (Primm)| 12th story (Primm) | 13th story (Primm) | 14th story (Primm) | 15th story (Primm) | 16th story (Primm)
ALRICK IS NOW ON WEBTOONS!
Death-Head’s Deal FAQ for all your curious minds :3 The FAQ can also be found from @dhdfaq
Join our Death-Head’s Deal Fan Club Discord!
Read DHD in Finnish; Kalmankasvon sopimus at @dhdsuomi
my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice
the tag game on this post is so strong
Luke, I am your mom.
