pixel doge

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
were--ralph
were--ralph

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why is he standing up

were--ralph

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i dont know if this is a safe place

pulim-thirsts

Safe place to what?

were--ralph

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balancandomickgrande

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grumpkinpumpkinhead

Harkness test for the uninitiated:

  • Question 1: Does the character have human intelligence or greater?
  • Question 2: Can the character talk or otherwise communicate with language?
  • Question 3: Is the character of sexual maturity for its species? 

It's essentially used to determine if a non-human or alien character could be considered an acceptable sexual partner.

Here's the famous visual reference:

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Scooby-Doo passes the Harkness test, by these standards.

All that said - would.

balancandomickgrande

but wait, there's more


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manlyster
moontheoretist

Half-footsALT
GnomesALT
ElvesALT
Tall-man (Human)ALT
OrcsALT
OgresALT
KoboldsALT

I love the variety of looks between members of the same race that is displayed in Dungeon Meshi. THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE!

Edit (17.02.2024):

DwarvesALT

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT DWARVEN CHART! I have no idea how I did because I'm pretty sure I saved all charts on my desktop before posting them. I guess tumblr didn't process the image and it got lost.

I love dwarves, how could I forget about them? D:

vermingeomancer
vermingeomancer

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Felt like Turo could use some co-workers, so I made these guys.

Lore below if you're interested:

They work for the Parallax Inter-Astral Salvagers; a company in charge of the disposal of debris out in the cosmos in order to make spacefaring safe and smooth. They primarily collect space junk and tow personal spacecrafts adrift in space, but occasionally they get to search commercial ships or large space stations for any thing of value or missing based on request. Sometime, they even get to keep anything valuable they might find on any of their jobs.