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Valentines Day is coming up and Kaede has a special gift for Shuichi. Special chocolates for him that Kirumi helped prepare.

Once he’s finished it’s time for the main gift. She then locked the room for some privacy and to show off her lovely red lingerie and heart shaped pasties and a whole box of condoms. He ain’t leaving until the box is finished.

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Can I ask for headcanons of having a videocall with the ddlc girls late at night and Y/N ends up falling asleep in front of the camera after hours of talking.

Falling asleep on a videocall with the ddlc girls

A/n:this request was actually what inspired me to add this scenario to the prompt list. Also i hope you don't mind that I did small oneshots instead of headcanons I thought it fit more

Monika

"I love you so much"

"Awww how cute, I love you more"

"No i love you more"

"Nope I love you 100 times more"

"Then I love you 1000 times more"

"And then i do 1 milion times more"

"Eheh alright monika you win this time"

"Of course, there's no one in the world that loves someone else as much as I love you"

You giggled again and yawned, starting to notice your growing tiredness

"What time is it?"

"Not late enough to stop calling"

"You really want to keep going?"

"Oh I can keep going all night baby~"

".......why did you have to say it like that"

"Cause it was funny"

"If you say so"

You yawned again and rubbed your eyes

"Are you starting to feel tired? It's really a shame I'm not there to cuddle you"

"....hm.....yeah"

"I bet you'd fall asleep immediately if I started to wrap my arms around you eh?"

Monika waited for a couple of seconds for you to answer but you didn't, when confused she took a better look at the screen she understood why, your eyes were closed

"......oh my god did you actually fall asleep?"

When she again got no answer she giggled softly before starting to speak more quietly

"I guess my mere presence was enough to make you so relaxed and comfy that you'd take a nap, well see you tomorrow my sleeping love"

She was about to end the videocall before she heard one last thing that caused her heart to jump

".....hmm......Monika......."

As soon as she heard you utter her name in your sleep Monika's eyes widened and she blushed

"......wait did they just-"

".....I....love you too"

".....a-are they dreaming about me?"

After the initial shock Monika got filled with nothing but pure euphoria

"Awww that's super adorable I need to record this"

She proceeded to do just that the next time you said her name as she quietly squealed because of how cute you were

"The thought that they're dreaming of me, just me, they love me so much that even in their dream they're still thinking of me... that's so amazing and cute"

She looked at your sleeping face for a bit before actually ending the call

".....you know y/n maybe you do love me just as much as I love you"

Yuri

Yuri loved reading especially in the late evening, something about reading a dark horror book in darkness only illuminated by a lamp light fit perfectly with the vibe of her favorite novels. So she often called you so you could be with her even if not physically while she read, reading with you did always feel better than reading alone after all

"I think I'm going to read one more chapter and then go to sleep after this"

"Alright I'll just sleep immediately after the call instead probably"

"Oh are you feeling tired?"

"Not tired enough to stop talking to you"

Yuri blushed and smiled at you

"Thank you.....i-if you don't mind could you keep me company while I read....o-only if it's fine with you of course i'd hate for you to stay up only because of me"

"Don't worry Yuri it's totally fine, I love you and If my amazing girlfriend wants me to stay with her for a bit more then who am I to say no?"

"....t-thank you y/n you really are wonderful"

"The wonderful one is you yuri"

The purple haired girl blushed and smiled again, she picked up the book and started reading it mostly in a quiet whisper voice that only helped to increase the sleepiness you were already feeling

When she finished she put the book down on the bed and turned back towards her phone

"OK I'm done y/n, this chapter was pretty good I think I'm gonna be able to finish the book in the next couple of days......y/n? Is everything ok?"

She looked more closely at her phone and noticed that you had fallen asleep

"O-oh......t-they're asleep......they did say they were tired so I should have probably seen this coming"

She looked at the screen again this time starting to notice the features on your sleeping face, her blush grew even more as she kept staring for a while

"......their sleeping face looks so cute and beautiful though.....w-would they mind if I took a picture.......i-i'm sure they wouldn't"

Still very embarrassed Yuri proceeded to take a screenshot of your face and stare at it for a bit before realizing you were still on call with her

"O-oh....w-well goodnight y/n....s-see you tomorrow......i-i love you"

Not even she knew why but she blew a kiss at the screen and ended the call

Sayori

You and sayori often videocalled when you couldn't be physically near each other, she claimed that she couldn't stay away from your adorable face for long and you felt similarly to her even if you think that's just an excuse because you videocall even after a whole day spent together

"What did you think of my poem today?"

"It was great, while I'm not Monika i can say you've definitely improved your writing"

"Eheh thanks maybe it's because I always think of you when I write"

"Really? That's adorable"

You and sayori laughed at the same time before also yawning in the exact same moment

"Oh that totally confirms that we're soulmates!"

"What does?"

"The fact that we yawned at the same time"

"I'm pretty sure it's just because it's late"

"Pfft come on it's not that late"

"Really? What time is it?"

".......a totally normal time for partners to be videocalling each other"

"......sayori...what time is it?"

She gave up and lowered her head

"Almost midnight"

"Seriously!? How did i not notice? It's way too late"

"No way it's not that late"

"We have school tomorrow sayori we can't keep calling each other forever"

".......fine"

You felt that she was sad and so started to feel bad for her

"If it makes you feel better we can keep the call going for a little more"

"Really?"

"Yeah if it makes you happy"

"Thank you so much y/n I love you"

"I love you too sayori just 15 minutes at the maximum though"

"That's fine, we can speak a lot in 15 minutes"

And that's exactly what you did, at least for the most part of the 15 minutes, sayori ranted about whatever crossed her mind and you nodded in agreement, the more she kept talking the more tired you got and you ended up falling asleep, sayori didn't notice at first too lost in her own words until she did

"Don't you agree y/n?........y/n?"

Sayori actually looked closer and saw your closed eyes

"....wait is y/n asleep!?...is it my fault? Did my ranting bore them?"

Her negative thoughts got swarmed out by all the memories of you telling her how much you loved her talking about the things she loved

"No I'm sure it's not that, they were probably just *yawn*....tired....well I guess that makes two of us"

As she thought about what to do sayori couldn't help but focus on your face, you really did look cute asleep

"....well y/n never said anything about continuing the call while we were asleep, I'm sure they won't mind"

And so sayori put her covers on and put the phone in charge near her nightstand so that it wouldn't run out of battery during the night

"Goodnight y/n, this way we're kinda sleeping next to each other"

She smiled at your image on the screen and went to sleep thinking of what you'd do once you woke up "together" tomorrow

Natsuki

".......why am I still calling you again?"

"It's cause you love me"

Natsuki pouted, she was about to yell but she was too tired to do it so what came out sounded more like a whimper

"...idiot"

"Eheh you're so cute when you're sleepy"

"I'm not sleepy"

"Sure whatever you say"

"If anything you're the one who's sleepy"

"What makes you think that?"

"...I'm pretty sure your eyes are about to close any minute now"

"No they're no- *yawn*"

".............."

"........what?"

"I would say I told you so but I'm not sure you would even be awake long enough to hear it"

Proud or her joke natsuki smirked slightly as you lightly glared at her

"Whatever"

"If you really wanna fall asleep just do"

"Hm? What do you mean?"

"I mean.....just sleep it is pretty late after all"

"Won't you be mad?"

"Why would I be mad at you falling asleep, it's not like you do it on purpose"

"I guess I thought it would be rude"

"You really are an idiot sometimes, I'll just end the call once you sleep"

"....well if you don't mind I guess it's fine"

You awkwardly looked around and started getting ready for bed, once you finished you got under the covers and took the phone

".....this feels weird"

"you're right, it's kinda like we're falling asleep together but not really"

"Yeah"

You two looked at each other beyond the screen awkwardly

".....so why don't you just end the call now?"

"Eh?"

"I mean you said you would.....or do you wanna watch me fall asleep?"

Natsuki blushed and this time actually yelled

"S-shut up, of course not!"

"Then end the call"

"..............."

"OK i got it, don't worry i won't tell anyone you love me this much"

Natsuki could only roll her eyes in embarrassment and disapproval as you placed the phone near you

"Good night tsuki I love you"

".....yeah"

Natsuki kept looking at the screen until you fell asleep, she stared at your face for a while before she actually ended the call

".....good night y/n....I love you too"

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Super Powers

Sun, Neptune, Jaune, and Ren, are hanging out, just chilling on a bench on the school grounds.

Sun: Hey guys...?

Jaune: Yeah...?

Sun: Say if we got superpowers, what do you think we would do...?

Neptune: Whoa... that's one hell of a question dude...

Ren: Like... comic book superpowers, or... anime superpowers?

Neptune: Anime...

Jaune: Totally anime... comic book super powers are lame...

Sun: Cool... So.. what would we do?

Jaune: Well... we would do one of two things if you ask me...

Sun: What...?

Jaune: We'd fight... not because we hate each other, but because we want to...

Ren: Just fight for the heck of it...?

Sun: Yeah... we're just testing out all the awesome moves on one another, and seeing what we could do...

Neptune: That sounds awesome...

Jaune: We would have such an epic fight... like... like an animated stickman fight...! 

Sun: Dude...!

Neptune: Duuuude...!

Ren: That sounds AMAZING...!

Neptune: I can totally imagine the whole fight in my head... It looks amazing...

Sun: Ren could pull off so many cool ninja moves... Neptune would probably be posing… Jaune would be aura farming… Me ‘monkeying’ about… Dudes, I want to see it...!

Ren: What's the second thing we would do...?

Jaune: I don't know... probably something stupid...

SNR: ...

Sun: Yeah... I'd buy that...

Neptune: We would make an absolute fool out of ourselves...

Ren: Ha-hahaha... I can totally see Jaune flying, and he starts throwing up...!

Jaune: I end up doing a vomit bombing run all over people...!

SNJR: Hahahahaaaaaaaa...!

~~~

Weiss: Are they okay?

Yang: Are... Are they high?

Nora: Oh no... they've been drinking, Ren's green smoothies...

Ruby: Ren's smoothies can do that to people...?

Nora: Yeah... Pyrrha's semblances went crazy when she got high from Ren's green smoothies...

Pyrrha: I'm sorry!

Weiss: Is there anything we can do...?

Nora: No, we just have to wait until it wears...?!

SNJR:

RWBYNP: ...?!

Weiss: The hell?! When did they...?!

Yang: Shhh!

Ruby: It's just getting good!

Weiss: Uhhh...? B-Blake...?

Blake: Fuck, that's so hot...

Weiss: Okay... But, who are all those...?

Nora: Shut up, Weiss.

Weiss: Excuse me?!

Pyrrha: This is so awesome...!

Weiss: ...?!

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Okay, this is pretty cool to watch.

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There's... There's just something oddly enthralling about stickmen fight scenes... Don't you think so?

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“Revising a Contract” Makima x Male Reader (partial Nayuta daughter au at the end). So Makima and Y/n are on patrol with their troop, they were fighting a devil, but it wasn’t all too strong. In fact, they were having some funny back-and-forth romantic banter a bit. They were sort of leading the devil on and playing with it a bit, knowing it couldn’t do them any real damage because of its weaknesses, it was trying to fight them, but it wasn’t strong enough to. But then Makima got cocky, there was a moment where she allowed the devil to land a hit on her, just below the ribs. She thought nothing of it, knowing that her healing factor and contract with the Prime Minister would save her from the hit, not to mention it was in no way fatal. The damage quickly healed, but then she heard Y/n let out a pained gasp and saw him clutching at his side. He removed his hand from his body and saw red stain through his suit. He pulled his suit open to see the same gash that was on Makima moments ago. Makima looked back in shock and remembered the exact wording of her contract. “Any damage perceived as an attack inflicted to Makima will be transferred to any random citizen of Japan.” …any random citizen of Japan… it hit him, 124.5 million people and it happened to hit him. Playtime was over, Makima quickly ended the fight, absolutely obliterating the devil that stood in her way while she made sure to get Y/n to the nearest hospital. She visited him in his hospital room to luckily find out that it was nothing too bad, with no damage to internal organs. He just needed stitches and he’d be out by the end of the day. After checking that he was okay about a dozen times Makima left the hospital so he could get his stitches and she went off to see the Prime Minister of Japan. She called in advance to schedule but he told her that he was booked for the day and couldn’t see her, but she made sure that he would see her. When she was in front of her superiors, she told them that she was revising her damage contract to make it so Y/n L/n could never be targeted by it. They did it, but when it was over, they mentioned that Makima was a cruel devil, a horseman of the apocalypse. Why did this one man warrant a changing of a contract? He was just 1 in 124 million. But then, without looking back, Makima says “That’s really none of your concern, is it? And Y/n has proven that I’m more than just a devil…” Many years go by, and this is either a newly pregnant Makima or a Makima who has recently given birth to Nayuta. She once again decided to revise her contract to make it so her unborn/newborn child could never be affected by the damage contract. It was done and after it was over her superiors mentioned that in their eyes… that maybe she has changed.

Gotta love angst with a happy ending! This request was a bit longer than I thought it would be, but oh well. Be sure to have a good week! 

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Getting hurt because of makima's contract

Pairing:makima x male reader

A/n:the second request was sent after I already finished writing this but i thought it was similar (even if way more extreme) to this so I tacked it on. Also this is another one of those periods when there are a lot of csm requests that were sent close to each other, I'll try to space them out but still expect more csm posts

Makima didn't follow you on missions often, she mostly did so when she missed you and wanted to spend some time together while still technically being at work. And whenever you did you didn't really fight, after all you could kill most devils by yourself and if it was a particularly stubborn one makima would just slaughter it in a matter of seconds so you just had fun while killing the devils, it was kind of a date

Just like today, you and makima were going on missions together only the two of you. And after seeing the sights for a while you finally found the devil

"Do you want to kill him or shall I do it kima?"

"...mh i think I'll take this one, it's been a while since I've had some fun darling, but feel free to join in too, i really love watching you fight after a-"

Makima was interrupted by the devil sprinting towards her and trying to slice her neck off with its blade like hands but of course she blocked it with simply one hand by holding its arm

"How rude, I didn't even finish my sentence"

She grabbed the devil's arm even tighter causing it to yelp in pain

"I really don't take kindly to people....or devils in this case who interrupt my conversation with my love"

She gently pulled her arm back ripping the devil's arm with that movement, she looked at it for a while before tossing it to the side, as the devil backed away in pain and left a pool of blood on the road makima noticed that grabbing the arm had left blood on her arm too

"Darling should we take a bath together when we get home? I got a bit dirty"

"Hm? But the blood is only on your arm you don't need a bath for that"

"I know but I'm sure you won't refuse the opportunity to take a bath together won't you?"

"........yeah you're right"

"Eheh I knew it"

Almost reflexively makima shot out a bang from her finger guns as soon as she saw the devil lunging in your direction, only on its leg though, now that it had tried to hurt you she wanted it to suffer

"Were you trying to hurt my husband? I'll warn you that is a very stupid and dangerous choice, well not like it matters i'm sure you would have easily killed it before it actually had a chance to hurt you"

"Aww you're just flattering me now"

"Well it's true, anyway I suppose it's time to get to business, I don't want to stay here for too long, is that ok love?"

"Of course, i want to go back home too"

Makima smiled and got closer to the devil now on the ground with one arm missing and a large bullet hole in its leg.

She pointed her finger gun at its body and was about to shoot until she felt cool air on a bit of her stomach. She looked back and saw that her suit had a gash on it, there wasn't any injury under it of course, but it was clear that the devil had tried one last ditch effort to attack her

"...oh what a shame I'm gonna need to buy another new suit, well that's not a big issue but I should have killed you soone-"

Suddenly she heard a pained gasp coming from behind her, of course she recognized that voice, it was yours

"....dar...ling?"

She turned around and saw that you were kneeling and holding your hand against your stomach, you unbuttoned your suit and saw that there was a gash on your stomach....the same gash that should have been on makima, it wasn't very deep but it was still bleeding and it definitely hurt

At first makima was confused but then she quickly understood what happened, you were affected by her contract with the prime minister....out of all 124 million Japanese citizens it hit you...why you? Why out of everyone it had to be you? You were the only one who makima would have never wished to be affected by the contract so what kind of insane bad luck or divine punishment could have caused this?

".......y/n......."

This was her fault, this was the fault of the contract she had made....you got hurt because of her

The control devil quickly ran to your now unconscious body and carried it bridal style, she looked at you, more specifically at the gash on your stomach....the one she had caused

She was about to leave when she realized she still felt the devil's presence behind her, she looked at it and the devil could feel the pure murderous intent in her ringed yellow eyes

"Disappear"

The devil died in an instant, she didn't care how painful it was, her new goal was now to get you to the hospital

As soon as she did she requested (ordered) the doctors to do anything they could to help you and she stayed there the whole time they were treating you, she made it very clear that she wouldn't allow failure of any kind

But thankfully she didn't have to worry too much, the wound wasn't deep enough to cause any damage to your internal organs and you'd just need to have stitches put on, after hearing that makima breathed a huge sigh of relief and went into the room you were being held in without even asking for permission, no one would stop her anyway

You were still unconscious so makima simply held your hand hoping you could somehow hear her

".....I'm so sorry my love, I should have been more careful.....if that hit had been more lethal then.....you would have......because of me"

She squeezed your hand even tighter almost shedding a tear at the thought

"......but I'll make sure something like this never happens again"

After she left the hospital she immediately called the prime minister and his secretary answered

"Hello it's makima speaking i would like to request a meeting with the prime minister, as soon as possible please"

"I'm afraid he's going to be busy with other meetings for the entire day, would you like to reschedule?"

".....sorry i must not have been clear, that wasn't a request it was an order, he will see me as soon as he can"

"......I understand"

"I knew you would"

As soon as she was in front of her superiors she sat down and looked at them with her classic creepy smile which always managed to send shivers down their spines, they knew she could kill them at any moment if she truly wanted to, or make them do anything she wished and seeing as lately she only called meetings for very important matters, they were very worried this was the day she decided that they weren't of use to her anymore, but what she said next shocked them in a different way

"I am here to revise our contract"

"......what?"

"The damage contract we have, i'd like to add a clause to it. Make it so any Japanese citizen except y/n l/n can be affected"

".....y/n...l/n....who is this person?"

"And why would that matter to you, that won't change your answer right?"

"....w-well-"

"But I suppose you should know, if only to warn you....y/n....is my husband"

Of course they had heard of makima getting married but they all thought it was some other ploy of hers to enact another convoluted plan that they wanted no part in but the fact that she was now talking about you like that really made it seem like she genuinely cared about you...something they couldn't believe was possible

Makima started looking out of the window while talking

"Have you noticed how large scale devil attacks have begun dropping significantly lately? Or how public safety seems much more effective in dealing with the ones that show up? Or how devil hunters have begun to die way less during missions and generally are in much better condition?"

"............."

"Of course you haven't, anyway to put it simply that was because of y/n...or more specifically those were the results of policies I put in because of y/n, he didn't ask me to do that mind you, i did that because I realized my mistakes because of him"

They didn't answer again and continued starting at the devil

"I don't care if you believe me or not but ever since i've met him i've tried to protect the innocents from devils as much as I can and I will continue to do so as long as he is safe with me....I assume you know that what I said also means that if you try anything to hurt him or separate him from me...."

She moved her piercing gaze back to them causing them to shake in fear even before she started speaking

"Your punishment for doing so will be much more severe than even the devils who hurt him"

She got up and started walking closer to their desk while speaking

"But that shouldn't be a problem right? After all we have....some aligning objectives now, so as long as you behave and don't touch my love everything should be ok"

When she arrived in front of where they were sitting she extended her hand to the prime minister and smiled at him

"So shall we proceed with the contract?"

After the procedure was finished makima gently bowed her head and was about to leave when she heard a voice behind her

"......why him?"

She didn't turn instead only stopped walking

"....you don't really love him do you? He's just another pawn to you you're a devil after all....then why the changing of a contract"

Makima usually got very angry whenever someone insinuated that she didn't really love y/n because that couldn't have been farther from the truth but she also couldn't blame them because of their previous experiences with her so she simply contained her rage and calmly answered

"....like I said I don't care if you believe me or not, but I really love y/n more than anything else....for him I'm a human and so I will do my best to start acting like one"

She continued walking leaving her superiors confused and puzzled

A few years later makima once again called a meeting with them again for a very similar reason

"I have very recently given birth. my daughter is a half devil, her name is nayuta l/n, I would like to update our contract again so she can also never get affected by it"

As soon as they were done makima wanted to leave soon to go back home to help you with nayuta so she didn't engage in any conversation, she was pretty sure they already knew not to mess with her daughter even without any threats but this time she wasn't the one to start the conversation

"We have noticed the changes you made to public safety in these years....the number of death by devils has dropped drastically and public safety itself is experiencing one of its best periods of prosperity.....we owe you an apology for not believing you...and a thanks for everything you've done for this country"

".....don't thank me, if you really want to thank someone then thank y/n if it wasn't for him nothing would have changed"

She adjusted her tie and bowed again

".....you really have changed for the better"

She stopped and looked back at them with a slight smile

"Thank you for recognizing that at least"

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Lady Guinevere

Weiss: Oh hell no!

Ruby: What's wrong Weiss?

Weiss: They're making me play Guinevere in that Legend of Arthur play!

Ruby: You get to play the female lead, that's great Weiss!

Yang: I thought the character Blake was playing, Moran Li Fai was the female lead?

Blake: It's 'Morgan Le Fay.' Not 'Moran Li Fai.' And, depending on the story she is either an ally, or an enemy. In this story I am playing the villainess though.

Yang: Oh, well I don't know a lot about this... Arthurian...?

Blake: Arthurian, yes you got that right.

Yang: Yes! Ahem... I don't know a lot about Arthurian legends, but isn't being the lead female character a good thing?

Weiss: Well, no it's not, bar myself who else could play the lead?

RBY: Pyrrha.

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Well, that's not fair. Pyrrha can play any role, and be fantastic at it!

Yang: It's true, Pyrrha could really pull it off.

Ruby: I would like to see Pyrrha play Moran Le Fay! She could really play a villainess!

Blake: And, they're giving my a rather spicy outfit to wear. Seeing Pyrrha in that outfit would look divine~!

Yang: What did you expect? Coco is in charge of fashion after all.

Weiss: Do you think maybe we could ask Pyrrha to play Morgan Le Fay instead of Blake?

Blake: We just have to tell Coco that Pyrrha would look better in her Morgan Le Fay costume than me, and she'll make sure Pyrrha's playing her within the day.

Weiss: Let's do it!

Ruby: But, before we do that; Why are upset?

Weiss: Oh yeah... What was I upset about again?

Yang: You were upset that you got the lead, Guinevere.

Weiss: Oh yes, that's right...

Weiss: Fuck?! I got the female lead!

Yang: Okay, we're back on track... What's wrong with playing Guinevere?

Weiss: She's married to King Arthur!

Ruby: So?

Weiss: Look who's playing King Arthur!

Ruby: Uhh... The person playing the male lead, King Arthur is... is... Oh fuck...

Yang: Ruby?! What did I say about using such language?!

Ruby: Only use it in appropriate circumstances.

Yang: And, you think just reading off a name is an appropriate circumstance?

Ruby: Look who's playing King Arthur...

Yang: Okay, let's see who's playing the King...? Oh... Oh fuck...

Blake: Okay, can't one of you just say who's playing King...?! Cardin Winchester?!

Weiss: Yeah... Cardin is playing King Arthur... Which means, I have to be all lovey dovey with him throughout the play!

Ruby: Oh gods... You have to pretend to love your 'husband.'

Blake: Well, maybe you can just do what your Mom does. She's used to pretending to love your father.

Weiss: By becoming a reclusive alcoholic?

Blake: N-Never mind...

Yang: I can take the lead if you want Weiss. Don't worry, I can deal with that scum bag!

Weiss: Which is exactly why Ms. Goodwitch didn't give you the lead.

Yang: What?

Weiss: Ms. Goodwitch said she wanted someone whose more elegant, with a royal air about them to play Guinevere. She said you have the looks, but you don't have the royal charm to play a Queen. Also you'd probably punch Cardin's face in if he so much as touched your hand, let alone kissed it.

Yang: Yeah, I would put his head through a wall if he touched me...

Weiss: So, yeah... Because, I've got the roll because I have the most royal aura about me, I get to play Guinevere...

Yang: Oh... well shit.

Weiss: Gods this sucks...

Ruby: Well... maybe we can ask one of the guys if they can play King Arthur instead!

Weiss: Who are the guys playing, I didn't take a look after finding out who Cardin plays.

Yang: Let's see... Ren is playing Merlin.

Blake: That fits, he fits the wise old sage architype.

Yang: Neptune, and Sun are playing Mordred, and Gawain.

Blake: Knights of the round table, okay.

Yang: And, Jaune is playing Lancelot.

Blake: Jaune is playing Lancelot? Seems fitting.

Weiss: J-Jaune's playing Lancelot.

Yang: Yeah, it says so right here. Lancelot being played by Jaune Arc.

Weiss: Jaune's playing Sir Lancelot~?

Ruby: Uhh...? Is everything okay Weiss?

Weiss: Hmm? Oh no, no everything is just fine! I'm just looking forward to playing the lead Guinevere.

Ruby: But, didn't you just say you didn't want to play Guinevere, because you'd have to be 'married' to Cardin?

Weiss: Oh that doesn't matter! Everything will be just fine guys! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see Coco for a costume fitting. Bye~!

Ruby: Uhh... Bye?

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Uhh... What just happened?

Yang: She was absolutely upset playing Guinevere, because Cardin is playing King Arthur. But, she just did a full 180 on playing her when she learned that Jaune is playing Lancelot. What the hell?

Blake: Uhh well... depending on the story... Guinevere has an affair, and runs away with Lancelot... And, since Weiss is playing Guinevere , and Jaune is playing Lancelot... Maybe Weiss wants to be stolen away from Cardin...?

Ruby: So... Weiss wants to cheat on her 'husband' Cardin?

Yang: Uhh... it looks like she does...

Blake: D-Didn't Ms. Goodwitch assign the roles for us to play?

Ruby: Does that mean Glynda wants to...?

Yang: Did she set up Jaune, and Weiss to cheat on Cardin...?

Nora: Yes. Yes she did.

Yang: S-She did?!

Nora: Oh yeah, Glynda knows full well what she's doing~!

RBY: ...

Ruby: Fuck that's hot...

Blake: Really fucking hot...

Nora: Super hot~!

Yang: ...

Yang: O-Okay then...

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Soon everyone votes to mondo except taka as it was correct it was indeed mondo who killed him masaru mondo why why did you kill the bean it not fair I couldn’t even feel your cock in my bums dammit why did this have to happen but seriously why did you kill chihiro was what the terrible secret you despairly wanted to hide mondo only stayed in silent until mondo I almost killed my older brother

The whole room fell silent, as Mondo, with anger and resignation simply started to narrate his story, how everybody looked up at his older brother, Daiya, the founder of the most notorious biker gang of all Japan, The Crazy Diamonds, how Mondo felt overshadowed by him and challenged him to a race, how in said race he almost got run over but Daiya saved him, risking his own life, falling into a coma for months before opening his eyes and still having some physical repercussions from the whole ordeal, not being able to get on a motorbike ever again. He told how they masked the whole accident as Daiya being careless and nervous since he was about to lose to his younger, "more capable" brother. And finally he admitted how that made him feel weak, and how he needed to become stronger now, to uphold his brother's name.

The confusion started to spread, the answer unclear on why he then killed Chihiro, but Monokuma chimed in telling them all of Chihiro's story, his feelings and how weak he felt and how he wanted to change to become strong."The confusion started to spread, the answer unclear on why he then killed Chihiro, but Monokuma chimed in telling them all of Chihiro's story, his feelings and how weak he felt and how he wanted to change to become strong.

"He asked me to train him - ended up Mondo, his head hanging low, clenching his fist - He waltzed inside the locker room telling me how he admired me, how strong he thought I was and how looking at me made him want to become strong himself. And I was...so angry for his strength For not wanting to hide but change, reveal his secret and grow, while I, on the other hand, was so weak, still hiding behind Daiya's name and lies. He was bright, like my brother, and I just... the only thing I remembered after that was me standing with the bloody dumbel in one hand over Chihiro's lifeless body"

"It was a crime of passion, then" only said Kyoko, quietly.

"Yeah, I guess so... Then I decided to protect his secret, I thought he didn't want for you guys to find him like that, so I moved his body and all, and then that fucker went and messed with the crime scene" he simply said, nothing towards Byakuya.

The class fell silent, only to jump when they heard Monokuma exclaim: "Geez, are you done? You are a weak loser who just wished to be dicked down by his own brother and that found out a guy with a skirt had bigger balls than you. We get it, sadboy, now, can we go on? Or there is something else to be said? No? Great! Than let's go! I can't wait to mindbreak you, you beautiful hunk"

Taka looked horrified as he tried to plead and stop Monokuma, but Mondo simply closed his eyes, apologized to his brother and Chihiro and let destiny take place as Monokuma hit the button and gave way to his special made male execution.

Mondo Owada Sluttification (TBA)

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As hifumi just blushes in responds hifumi but as of course my dearest rabbit maid master hifumi has the final clue that will resolve this case ! As soon he show the broken e handbook as he found it on the sauna as monokuma confess that his handbook had a weakness as it exposed to high temperatures it start to malfunction masaru oh I’m know how the fucking we had on the sauna that must be where it broken and the handbook we found it must be mondo handbook duo to two days small of cum taito has sniffed on

"Yeah, exactly" exclaimed the big man cheerfully, ignoring the fact that the rest of the room looked at him like he just grew a second head while Taka and Mondo simply blushed so much they resembled a pair of tomatoes.

"T-this is absurd! It does not make any sense! You all are just accusing him without a proof! I want proof! A solid proof!"

The look of despair and disbelief took Masaru aback for a second. He was ready to just tell the truth and move on, proving to everybody the truth and finally put the last nail on Mondo's coffin... but suddenly he couldn't.

Taka's emotion were so pure, so intense, so raw... that he simply felt too bad. He didn't have the heart.

He looked around and caught Makoto's gaze. The luckster simply nodded, seeing how difficult he was finding that last part to be, so he simply stepped forward and was able to break Taka down. The moral compass fell completely when, quietly, the biker simply told him it was okay and that he would show them his monopad, which in turning on showed not his name, but the word "Leon Kuwata" cementing once and for all the fact that the broken monopad belonged to him, proving he knew and that he was Chihiro's killer.

After Makoto gave the sequence of the events only one question lingered: why did Mondo killed Chihiro? Was it actually for what was written in the envelopes Monokuma gave them? Was Mondo's secret so big and scary that he could not allow for it to be revealed to the world?

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Makoto so that means the culprit has to be a guy then masaru yup that means one of us will get a horny execution tonight which means monokuma will be totally perv over again as everyone else continues to discussion until mondo mentioned the blue jacket of chihiro masaru uh Celeste what was the color of chihiro jacket then you encounter him Celeste well in the matter of fact it was blue as a recall masaru mondo how could you know the color of not even once mentioned that why it always a very hot ones

Mondo clearly started to look nervous as his eyes kept on darting left and right, trying to make up an explanation, something as to explain why he knew about the track suit and its color, being quickly refuted each time by either Masaru, Kyoko or Makoto.

Taka was the only one still on Mondo's side, refusing to accept that his new bro could have done something like that and Taito couldn't help but feel his heart clench. If he was in his same position and found out Masaru killed someone... he would probably be coping just as hard as he was doing in that moment. But even Taito understood that the class trial was getting closer and closer to its solution... and Mondo's position didn't look that good for the biker.

Kyoko kept on hammering it home, showing them the way Mondo's attitude changed when talking about Chihrio seemingly overnight, which was what put her on the track that something happened and that involved the two of them.

Unfortunately Mondo did not crack and kept on rejecting their accusation, being sustained by an openly supportive Taka.

Masaru simply sighed: "Taka, I understand you do not want to lose you new boytoy, Mondo is really hot and his dick is superb, but you need to open up your eyes. Believe me, I'm as sad as you are that such a hottie committed a crime, but this is the truth"

"But do we have enough evidence? It seemed like we ran out of all of them" asked Celestia amused.

"No, not all of them. Am I right... Master Hifumi?" purred masaru, giving the mangaka a wink and a lustful smile, which had half the room let out coughs of disbelief, as Celeste, for some reasons, put on an expression of pure disgust.

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As the discussion continues after this display after unfortunately discovering byakuya innocence this continues finally one of the reaching points of the trial as they talk how byakuya could tied up chihiro if she was killed in the girl locker room and talk about the posters taito yeah these posters are from each other locker room the killer switched them even the carpet it wasn’t dirtied every time I go there so I’m guess that means chihiro died in the boys locker room right bro ? Masaru exatcky taito my love you did amazing I’m so proud of you soon jump in his arms and kiss all over his face

"Aww, thanks bro, you are so sweet" chuckled the marine biologist, kissing the tinier man back.

"Okay... but this still doesn't make any sense. If Chihiro is a girl, how did she even get inside the boy's locker room?" asked Gina confused, scratching her cheek, trying not to look at the awkward scene of Taito and masaru kissing and complimenting each other with giggles and pet names.

That question made Masaru finally jump back to the ground, but before he could explain showing off his foundings and the truth about Chihiro's true identity, Kyoko anticipated him, telling the other and Monokuma that the answer will be given if they are allowed to check the Ultimate Programmer corpse. They left the trial room and returned to the locker room, where Sakura checked the body and confirmed that Chihiro was, in fact, a boy.

Masaru couldn't help but chime in when they were back downstairs with a: "By the way, me and Taito knew. And not for the reason you might think, you perverse, but because otherwise it does not make sense for this crime to have occurred. So, now that that is over we could easily try to pinpoint the culprit as one of the guys, leaving the girls out of this"

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Revealing who the rivals are in my Dandy's World + Yandere Simulator AU!

Shelly Fossilian (Osana Najimi) -> Astro's childhood friend, she is described by many as "a tsundere fanatic about dinosaurs", some students find her personality annoying but understand it, because they understand that she is just a little jealous of Astro, but not Dandy...

Sprout Seedly (Amai Odayaka) -> President of the cooking club, a kind-hearted Toon, besides making delicious dishes together with his clubmates. He doesn't go to school the first week because he's taking care of business at his family's bakery, so Cosmo takes over as president of the club in the first week.

Vee V1 (Kizana Sunobu) -> The most popular girl in school, she is the president of the drama club, many admire her for her acting talent, while others don't care because they know she has an arrogant personality. During her week, she will be performing a Romeo and Juliet play with her as Juliet and Astro as Romeo, but perhaps Dandy will make this play a little more shocking.

Connie Boolynski (Oka Ruto) -> Connie has a bad reputation at school, not because she committed a serious crime or anything like that, but because of her weird personality and the fact that she is president of the occult club. She is described by many as "a weirdo who summons evil spirits" and they even think she once sacrificed a Toon to perform a ritual, but what if these rumors were true?

Bobette Ringbells (Asu Rito) -> President of the sports club, she always maintains an optimistic demeanor, even when things go wrong, all thanks to her sportsmanship. She will be absent for the first 4 weeks because she is competing in another state, she returns to school this week because of the internal games, but maybe Dandy will change the plans a little...

Blot Macchiare (Mida Rana, DON'T WORRY HE'S NOT A CREEP) -> Blot is a member of the drama club. It's strange that Vee let him join the club, but it's understandable since Blot is a mime and sign language speaker. He's completely mute and only communicates through sign language, he is described by many as "a lovely and gentle mime", it's a shame he can't scream when the worst happens...

Bassie Lavanders (Muja Kina) -> Bassie is the president of the gardening club, and many people never want to harm her, because who would do that to an innocent Toon? Well, not so innocent... Because there are rumors that she secretly plants a carnivorous plant, which may be capable of causing some harm to the school, which Dandy can use to his advantage.

Shrimpo Gambers (Osoro Shidesu) -> Shrimpo is an infamous and dangerous school delinquent who has caused a lot of trouble at school and its members with acts such as vandalism, theft, and bullying. Dandy will now have trouble defeating Shrimpo and protecting Astro, but he will still succeed, since we must nip the evil in the bud, right?

Poppy Bubbles (Hanako Yamada, she is not Astro's sister) -> Poppy is also a popular girl, currently competing with Vee to see who is more popular. She is always surrounded by admirers at school, including Astro. However, popularity is also a bit bad, as there are rumors that Poppy has a stalker due to her popularity, could this be true?

Rodger Indagini (Megami Saikou) -> Rodger is the student council president and the son of a famous detective in the city. During his week, he will be investigating all the events that occurred at Gardenview High along with the student council and faculty members. During the week, Dandy will have to act fast before Rodger discovers that he is the culprit behind the events, very fast indeed...

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Facts about the Twisted Beasts

•Multiple Twisted Beasts can not spawn on one floor

•Twisted Beasts are not as large as the mains they are all the same size as Twisted Shelly and Twisted Astro. (They do not make sound effects)

•Whenever a Twisted Beast is one the floor a voice line will appear... calling that pasific beasts toon counterpart. They will also say a voice line during panic.

•Twisted Beasts are not as rare as main toons they have a higher/50% percent chance of spawning on earlier floors. (They can only spawn on floors 5 and after just like main twisteds)

•Unlike the mains... Twisted Beasts don't have any special abilities to aid them (like the commons) but don't let that fool you... the Twisted Beasts count on their speed and attention span in order to hunt down their targets. They're Detection Range, Speed, and Attention span is a bit higher then other twisteds.

•Twisted Beasts have a 60% chance of spawning with their main twisted counterpart meaning it's possible for Twisted Dandy to spawn with Rosaline on her floor.

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Toko is gonna have quite a fun wet time with the gift Komaru has for her.

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Mukuro eating out Makoto's dumptruck of bubbly boybutt

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Bit of a crackship, but might as well ask. Valentine’s Day, Makoto Naegi x Ruruka Ando

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