The real reason Tolkien killed Thorin, Kíli and Fíli is because he knew that, if they lived, Bilbo wouldn't have gone back to The Shire. I mean, he found his dwarven family, why would he want to go back to a lonely life, even in the comfiest of all hobbit houses? No, he had to break Bilbo's heart to drive him away from Erebor.

"Side by side with a friend."

:^D

An au in which Bilbo gets tired of Thorin beating around the bush and drunkenly kisses the humble marble statue of him! (Dain's gift for 1 year post retaking of Erebor)

Don't step out to get drinks for more than 3 minutes kids!

Thorin! Go get your boy!!

why do people either make bilbo a twink or make him a woman 🫩 like guys......

HE IS A SASSY OLDER CHUBBY MAN, GET WITH THE PROGRAM

No explanation needed.

make no mistake

Bilbo: You have to apologise to Thranduil.

Thorin: Fine.

Thorin: Unfuck you, or whatever.

legolas: Gimli has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

boromir: That can't be true!

legolas: Watch this. legolas: Hey Gimli, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

gimli: *throws himself out a window*

I love henry facts

i forgot gollum was singlehandedly orchestrating the samfro breakup. the true enemy of yaoi 😔😔

lesbian bagginshield, for those with eyes to see

Now THIS is how you do bagginshield yuri 🙏

What is happening guys

Interests come and go but old man yaoi will haunt you forever

Isn't it funny when

Woah

Hey

Did you see that? What the fuck.