The stars will shine through the darkest nights

nookisms:
nookisms:
Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: …We’re in Ohio…
Me, knowing we’re in Utah: ????
Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

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the-real-seebs:

depsidase:
i praise people for doing ordinary tasks all the time and it works out great

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ominous-signs:

underratedgrapeju1ce:
flock-of-pigeons-offical:
underratedgrapeju1ce:
bad-faith-misinterpreter:
underratedgrapeju1ce:
i’m so fucking over it
Oh so you’d rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄
i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying
coo coo. coo coo coo. coo coo coo coo coo!
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING
They are coming

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mrsjdavis:

ospreyonthemoon:
gamer-crow-deactivated20250412:
vrumblr:
cheshiregrinfu:
wasabikitcat:
lostwoodscutie:
Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

He will not be exiled again
I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.
Hey thats me again.
Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!
Frank
This post has EVERYTHING…