i like when you’re petting an animal on the head and then remove your hand and then the animal puts their snout under your hand and flips your hand back onto the top of their head like they’re a spatula with a burger patty. so far i have evidence that cats do this and that dogs do this. what else can i learn about this world…?
It’s actually kind of striking how rapidly the ads on ostensibly respectable platforms have changed in the last 12–18 months. I’ve been getting penis enlargement scams and pyramid schemes that don’t even bother to pretend to be otherwise on YouTube – it’s like every platform is now running the kinds of ads that even three years ago would have been restricted to porn sites, and I’m not gonna lie, the fact that everyone seems to be getting desperate all at once ain’t an encouraging sign!
I just saw full frontal erect penis on a weather app. It’s not the sign of the impending tech-bubble implosion I expected, but apparently it’s the sign we’re getting.
“You know those are based on your browsing history” no, you don’t get it: I tried obfuscating my identity on YouTube with a burner freemail account on a public terminal and actually got more boner pill ads. Boner pill ads appear to be the default experience when they don’t know your demographic.
insane to me that grell sutcliff is a character that like. exists and existed at the time she was created. she’s a canon trans woman (despite how some fuckers still don’t get it through their skulls). she has shark teeth and a chainsaw. she’s a serial killer. she’s half of one of the most infamous serial killers in history. she got caught in her serial killing and immediately served cunt. she’s pro life. she’s so pro life. in fact. that she murdered women for having abortions. she killed herself. she was made a grim reaper for killing herself. she broke who knows how many rules of the job she was forced into for killing herself to help her situationship murder women for having abortions. she formed this situationship because she watched her murder a woman who got an abortion from her and held her while she was covered in blood (and implied she’d been watching her do these murders for a while) and went “we have sooo much in common i can’t have the child i want either so im gonna help you <333”. she roleplayed as her situationship’s butler in public whenever they weren’t out murdering women as jack the fucking ripper together. she killed her situationship when she stopped matching her freak (aka when she didn’t want to kill her nephew). she said “I loved you” as she tore her chainsaw from her situationship’s dying body. and then she took her coat and put it on herself. but she only wears it slung off her shoulders because it doesn’t fit right but she wears it anyway. she poorly mended the hole she made in her coat. she still wears her coat. she still wears her fucking coat. this was in fucking 2008 man. korra and asami hadn’t even held hands and walked into the sunset yet. what the fuck
I don’t know how he does it, but Kubo’s art-syle can be so elegant and majestic in such a *minimalist* way
Like there are so many panels by him where a character is simply just standing still on a plain white background (which I know is something he’s often criticized for), without doing any wild poses or wearing over-designed outfits, but somehow it just looks so damn clean, almost like they’re meant to be the cover instead of a random mid-chapter panel.
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