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cracked open a can of roblox at the gnome facility and they kicked me out :/

cracked open a can of roblox at the gnome facility and they kicked me out :/

a "white boy" is a type of invasive freshwater fish closely related to the common carp

a "white boy" is a type of invasive freshwater fish closely related to the common carp

don't ideate and drive

don't ideate and drive

first date with tinder girl and she won't stop talking about her job at the gnome facility, red flag?

first date with tinder girl and she won't stop talking about her job at the gnome facility, red flag?

will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week

will be thinking about this probably for the rest of the week

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

For those who need to hear it. To be ten pounds overweight is barely noticeable. To be ten pounds underweight is cause for concern if not outright alarm.

The primary health impact of being fifty pounds overweight is medical neglect. The primary health impact of being fifty pounds underweight is organ failure.

Skinny =/= healthy. You can not underfeed yourself into balanced nutrition. You can not subtract your way towards a healthy diet. You can not exercise all the spare calories off because bomb calorimetery is a joke of a scientific model that would have been laughed out of any other field.

For those who need to hear it. To be ten pounds overweight is barely noticeable. To be ten pounds underweight is cause for concern if not outright alarm.

The primary health impact of being fifty pounds overweight is medical neglect. The primary health impact of being fifty pounds underweight is organ failure.

Skinny =/= healthy. You can not underfeed yourself into balanced nutrition. You can not subtract your way towards a healthy diet. You can not exercise all the spare calories off because bomb calorimetery is a joke of a scientific model that would have been laughed out of any other field.

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

Its that time of the year again

Its that time of the year again