college byler
you guys dont understand how much welsh remus lupin means to me
Is your penis evil or morally grey
nuanced penis
Remus peers out from behind the bonnet of his car to find the motorcyclist stopped on the curb in front of his house. The man pulls off his helmet, revealing a wave of dark hair and what might simply be the most beautiful face he’s ever seen. More than that, he’s wearing tight jeans and a leather jacket, along with fingerless gloves and a pair of black boots. A certifiable punk, Remus thinks. Remus ducks back behind the hood with his heart pounding in his chest. Gone is the annoyance he felt moments ago, replaced by a rush of heat to his face. “Oi sir,” the man calls over the low rumble of his motorcycle. Remus swears under his breath, then peeks out from behind the bonnet again. The man is holding his helmet on his knee, head tilted a little to the right. His eyebrows are raised in curiosity, and he’s—oh he’s young. Very young. “D’you need a hand?”
a second but equally earnest (and late) christmas gift to @heysaykitkat, who, despite being an incredible writer and fic enjoyer, lets me run to them whenever i need to go full brainrot in the middle of both of our workdays. love you to pieces (but don't tell anyone i'm capable of feelings, I'm normal!!)
this is a little faux illustrated cover of their fic, Don't Be Stupid (which was for this previous year's @moonyfest <3)
tim horton's hollanov one shot is a go. snippit:
“Shane, you are being rude. I will take two plain timbits in extra bag also, if you don’t mind." "Ilya, you just ordered a 50 pack of timbits. I’m not being crazy for thinking maybe that’s enough." "Is for Anya. I don't want to mix them in with chocolate, that is bad for dogs." Shane sighs heavily, "Fine. Whatever."
Fic where Steve finds the ring Jonathan was gonna give to Nancy (after Jancy already broke up so now it’s kinda just useless) and jokingly puts it on.
It gets stuck and he and Jonathan keep arguing as they try just about a thousand ways to get it off. Butter, oil, wrapping his hand in ice, El using her powers, soap, twine, anything that anyone reasonably thinks could get this damned ring off.
Robin’s having the time of her life. She keeps calling him Mrs. Jonathan Byers and playing the wedding march whenever they walk in the room. She turns up dressed as a priest at one point. No one knows where she got the outfit.
Robin calls Nancy (because of course she does) and Nancy arrives with a bouquet of flowers “For the happy couple.” She has absolutely no advice on how to get the ring off.
Dustin shows up with a little electric saw after everything else has failed and Steve nearly passes out. Lucas has him in a headlock to keep him from looking and Jonathan’s practically sitting on him to keep him from flinching and getting his finger cut off. Robin isn’t helping at all and is instead taunting him in the background, saying she can see bone and shit like that. (She’s still dressed as a priest.)
Robin only refers to this incident as “Steve’s first divorce” (“First? Are you expecting me to have multiple divorces?!”)
They thought it was over after that but Jonathan gets it fixed and resized and jokingly gives it to Steve for Christmas a couple of months later.
