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welcome to my dumpster fire

@morally-earl-gray

i dont know what im doing this is mostly star wars stuff

✨intro post✨

yall can call me Darth or Earl Gray

she/her

multifandom, writing, aspec stuff, shitposts, random life updates, etc.

i like headcanoning characters as aroace and im not afraid to fight people online over my unpopular opinions

my boys (fav characters):

  • fives
  • darth vader
  • cassian andor

aroace headcanons (the hill i will die on):

  • fives (lowk sometimes think hes aro bisexual tho)
  • ahsoka tano
  • ezra bridger (fight me)
  • jyn erso
  • kleya marki

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

  • eat breakfast
  • go to bed
  • get out of bed
  • take a shower
  • write
  • practice
  • watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
  • retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

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andythecorsair

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

THANK YOU FOR THIS GONNA SHOWER NOW

Fine I’ll go submit my resume

Hey guys do the moral allingment chart https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.php this is what I got

This seems right :D

I have no idea how people can get such decisive results on these things.

No idea how accurate it is cuz I kept thinking “idk, it depends”

open tags :)

We talk a lot about "if you're sick stay home from work" but I feel like we also have a lot more control over "If you're sick stay away from that social function."

If you're sick, stay away from that social function.

If you're almost sick, and going to this social function is going to wear you out and probably push you over the line into actually sick, you should probably stay away from that social function and get some rest.

If your kids are sick, don't drag them to the function. Stay home. Put a funny movie on. We do not need to perpetuate this culture. We do not need to have our kid's cold turn into Grandma's pneumonia just to keep up appearances. We do not need to have our kid's cold turn into 20 other kids' colds just to participate in a craft at the library that you could easily replicate at home by googling for 2 seconds.

ICE CREAM

open tags!! <33

you are milkshake.

@do--not--you-dare @the-coop-of-stanza @aceofpans @bubble-official @wizardex-yt (thats who popped up first lol) and open tags!

Truffle :333

@karadoyoucopy@crxzytogether @willbyersdefenderforl1fe @….jesuz my memory sucks i know i have more that i cant remember💀

ur definitely an oreo moot!

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businessofwomen

Stop asking little girls if they have boyfriends Stop referring to the boys that little girls are friends with as their “little boyfriends” Stop telling little girls they’re going to have boyfriends or be “boy crazy” Stop raising children on heteronormativity and let them be children

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madmadmadamem

Additionally: 1. It’s not funny 2. It’s not cute 3. You are embarrassing them 4. You are completely disregarding them when they tell you “no” and you insist

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turning21wasunimpressive

Stop doing the same to little boys too.

They are not “a little lady’s man.”

Don’t excuse him picking on a girl as him having a crush. Correct the behavior and stop treating it like it’s cute and normal.

Also stop insisting little boys have crushes on significantly older women. It’s gross.

Just let kids be kids.

Its not “men and women just cant be friends” its “you fourced romantic implications on children and made them uncomfortable/embarassed, socially conditioning them to not platonically interact with the opposite sex”

Stop it. let kids be kids. Let kids be friends

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floating-in-fucking-space

EXACTLY

"Tutorial" on how to "draw" a blind OC.

Boring tired disclaimer: Keep in mind that this is an introductory "drawing" "tutorial" and has some generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People. Which happens to be true for everything in general. Links below so that you can research and do a nuance. Ones that were directly mentioned are bolded.

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