quitting my job to become a lake monster

oon a chocolate rhubarb brownie recipe

just smoked a stickbug like a joint

distinctly buglike

OP: When exploring outdoors, don't act recklessly — not every body of water you see is meant for swimming. (cr 神秘园)

How it feels to be the mutual who always has some fuckass annoying interest going on

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

windows please im in the middle of something

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

Brotherhood of The Orb

selfshippers

i love how alcohol bottles dont have the nutritional facts on it like fuck you just drink it

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything

Its so funny being a person who loves to chat but never knows what to talk about. I feel like Hi Can we play staring and breathing together.

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs