You were under the impression I would make some sort of sense?
I do so Love jokes. Tell another one!
The brainscrambling god of chaos; ever-shifting, twisting, and churning the laws of reality like some kind of play putty. He does not belong to to this realm, but his own dimension is so twisted that the residents (or at least those few who have kept their sanity) are used to it by now.
And so, he slices spiraling holes in the veils that keep worlds apart, and corkscrews through to torment and amuse his favorite creatures.
With no true form of his own, Discord borrows bits and pieces from the worlds he visits, and puts them on kaleidoscopic display. Just recognizable enough to be familiar, but remixed and reformed for the express purpose of hurting your brain.

