btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

The above is true.

Also, if you feel like you need information before you go, ask a public librarian first.

"haha sorry ive never *gone to the dmv before* *made a budget* *selected a primary care doctor* *planned meals* … can you tell me how to prepare for/research this?"

A good librarian will ask you more about what you need to do, and guide you through the websites or other resources with you try to understand it, print/email a copy for you, and also draw on personal experience as much as possible -- falling just short of giving you actual legal or medical advice.

Plus you are helping the library by using resources and adding to their stats.

may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

Apartment Building AUs??

‘I was deliriously tired last weekend and thought it was you making all that noise so I wrote you a rude note stating that you can’t get away with being noisy just because you’re super hot’ AU

‘I hear you singing in the shower and we have awesome duets but you pretend nothing happened when I see you in the hall, what gives?’ AU

‘Ok when I pictured the custodian, I was thinking Old Dude With Coveralls, not…you!’ AU

‘EVERY TIME WE’RE IN THE ELEVATOR YOU’RE ON YOUR DAMN PHONE and it makes it really hard to hit on you’ AU

‘You keep dragging suspicious sacks up to and down from your apartment and I don’t know what your deal is or why I still wanna bone you’ AU

‘It’s my first home out of college and I’m not a prude but you seem to let a LOT of people sleep over and you seem to know that I kinda want to be one of them (or the only one..)’ AU

‘My iTunes picks up your iTunes and I’m not trying to be rude but are you ten years old?’ AU

'So I heard you get into this huge fight with someone and I know we’ve only exchanged genial smiles but I just wanted to check that you’re ok’ AU

'I’m pretty sure you don’t speak English but for some reason I’ve started telling you about my crappy days while we ride the elevator together and I don’t feel so alone anymore’ AU

'Someone on Yik Yak in our building seems to have a crush on me, please let it be you?’ AU

'I’ve had a crush on you for months but we’ve never talked yet here you are drunk off your ass trying to get me to come over and join your birthday party’ AU

'I can’t believe I had the terrible luck to move in beside my favourite cam boy and I have to act cool’ AU (Related) 'I keep hearing loud sex noises coming from your apartment yet nobody else ever seems to come out and I need to figure out what your deal is before it drives me nuts’ AU

'My job requires that I stay in shape yet you torture me with the most amazing food smells WHY’ AU

'I’m pretty sure your girlfriend next door to me is cheating on you and normally I’d say it’s none of my business but when I met you that time before realising you were taken I pretty much fell in love’ AU

'My cat only keeps going to your apartment because you feed him, you know… It’s like you’re encouraging him on purpose..’ AU

'I suspect you might be my favourite reclusive author but I’ve heard you’re notoriously shy and I don’t know how to be cool about this’ AU

'I was break-up drunk when I swiped right on you, I never actually thought we’d match?? omg this makes things so awkward’ AU

'My roommate called dibs on you when we were moving in and I’m devastated because I’m pretty sure you’re my soulmate’ AU Actual soulmate AU where your soulmark tingles in your soulmate’ presence but you can’t fucking tell who it is but you’re never alone together in the elevator and it’s really rude to ask

And finally

'Please sign this petition to make our selfish dick of a landlord lower the rent and refurbish the lobby! What do you mean you ARE the landlord? Fuck.’ AU

Robin Wright + Cary Elwes in THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987), dir. Rob Reiner

I know it’s recency bias and the fact that I am currently rabid about hualian, but this entire gif set just reminded me of Calamity!Xie Lian and Wu Ming, and now I need a Princess Bride AU for them STAT!

god that adhd struggle where you are so motivated to do something but there is just like. A Blockage In Your Body that stops the motivation from turning into anything. so you just like. vibrate. sitting there like yeah, man, i totally want to do that right now. (doesn’t)

i posted this image on twitter like actual ages ago but it just keeps getting more relevant

Wake up babe new unexplainable horrors dropped

What horrors? The JuMBOs are clearly friends.

https://www.space.com/jumbos-rogue-orion-nebula-star-systems

This is the soundtrack I needed for that hualian AU fic where HC decides to go on a retreat to destress and ends up at Puqi Farm feeding chickens and planting crops with gege

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

hi guys! discord is doing a survey on how people would like ai to be integrated into discord. take it and say fuck no to every question. when you get to "in general, how do you feel about discord inegrating ai features?", respond that you would actively get everyone you know off of discord and wouldn't pay for nitro or other shop items if they added ai features.

watch out for the trap! there's ONE QUESTION where the last option *isn't* the max 'no AI' option, read each part carefully to be sure

I love tumblr bc it feels like im talking to a wall and sometimes the wall responds

Please make art. You don't have to bare your soul or make a masterpiece, you can be silly and you can be derivative if you want. You don't even have to show it to anyone. Just please make something, it's so good for you

I have made some memes to commemorate the day

Official Post of Massachusetts

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.