I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto
they need to invent clubbing for boring sober people who don't like loud music or crowded group dancing. what's the "she should be at the club" for this hypothetical not-me demographic.
roundup of various common suggestions in the notes:
first good suggestion on this post in years, FINALLY true equality
debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"
2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"
This post has found its target market
starting a collection
Have you ever felt like your humors were unbalanced? have you ever wondered your omegaverse type? well there is now a quiz for you:
results chart
dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping
not my best work
everyone quit reblogging with "investing" and "making this blow up". that only happens to blogs that are already big. my posts sit squarely at 2 notes apiece and so it shall remain
ok everyone time to start laying eggs
time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul
this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!
The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"
- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.
And of course my first animatic will be of Idia! Music: Run & Run LIM KIM (림킴) (Dear X OST) This video was a source of stress for a whole week… But I'm happy with how it turned out! It didn't necessarily turn out as I planned, but it's my first time doing this kind of thing, so it's great! Any advice is always welcome! 🫶 Fun fact: I only found out it was a K-drama OST much later, haha. It just started playing on autoplay while I was listening to music, and I immediately thought of Idia. I've never seen the original series.
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
I like the combination of it with the Litany Against Fear
"You must not kill yourself. Killing yourself is the yourself killer."
