healthcare professional 🫡

compilation of this type of post

Happy Cow waiting for a train in Scotland having escaped from a field.

The cow is said to have ate some plants and licked their reflection in the glass panel.

She's just waiting for the bus

My one wish is for everyone on this site to be literate😔

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

Aslan taking out the White Witch like…

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

Hmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Actual answer: the sheep know the dogs are not sheep, and they also know the dog is protecting them and take their cues from the dog about whether they need to run for the barn or can just ignore anything scary that approaches.

However, a friend once had an extremely premature orphan lamb born in December who had to live in the house for a couple of months with leg braces and all that, who due to spending her lambhood with dogs instead of sheep came out of the whole experience convinced she was a livestock guardian dog! She would patrol the perimeter of the fields every evening with the actual dog, stand watch in the barn door at night like the dog, and was more than willing to throw down if she saw something scary coming towards the flock the way the guard dog did. Tragically orphaned lamb did a convincing job at being a guard dog without actually having any of the biological advantages a dog has over a sheep.

Which I suppose made her Sheep Batman.

"average person has 3 microplastics in them" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has 0 microplastics. Dangerous crow boy, who lives in a fae world & eats over 10,000 microplastics each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

BIG ASS STURGEON

I love reblogging this sturgeon

Starting twin peaks

It's scaring my cat

NO

Lex Luthor sitting alone in his office. Opens Chrome. Types ‘Superman Lex Luthor erotic fanfiction’ into the search bar. clicks on the first result & proceeds to scroll through ao3 like this

he DOES NOT want to read about himself & Superman having sex. he IS very concerned with his public image & wants to know how the fanfiction writing community is representing him.

Lex Luthor brainstorming what he can do to make those freaks on ao3 to stop writing him as the bottom

the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life

me: I like pizza

my notes: most employees at pizza restaurants make minimum wage so this is problematic. if you cook your own pizza you're an elitist because having a kitchen makes you one of the bourgeoisie. stop appropriating italian culture. op why are you supporting a classically white food? I guess you want every other type of restaurant to go out of business. pizza is masculine and so it's evil. you're promoting obesity by mentioning food. kill yourself btw

my bank account: you have 31 dollar

only valid suggestion

the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

“But they forget”

somrethig really scary happened to hte gif

the lake monstrrs got him