A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?
DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM
Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.
Lucy: Come on, Angela. Nobody actually believes that Tim is in love with me.
Angela, to the precinct : Raise your hand if you think that Tim is helplessly in love with Lucy.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Lucy: …
Lucy: Tim, put your hand down.
I'm seeing this with Tim staring at her like a real-life heart-eyes emoji the entire time
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Connor Storrie arrives for the taping of Late Night with Seth Meyers earlier today
listen I understand why anyone writing a bodyguard au for hollanov defaults to ilya being the body guard and shane being the superstar. but I just think we're collectively sleeping on the appeal of playboy celeb ilya rozanov getting scuffed like a kitten by his deadpan, no nonsense security detail, shane hollander
“Ilya made the first move” as if unsociable Shane Hollander didn’t search the entire facility for Ilya and then go out back and shake his hand and then stand there, breathing in secondhand smoke
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