john doe malevolent supremacy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Updated Masterpost for all of my aus

but its all of them, not just the active ones in my brain B)

SU (not a part of fandom anymore)

faded

it’s alright

obsession

zombie apocalypse

crossover

Omori

chidhori

the flowers wilt

wof x omori

fnaf x omori

dsmp x omori

Dsmp (not a part of fandom anymore)

panic room

three to two

wof x dsmp

dreamwalk swap

TOH

missing pet

straight to hell

Deltarune

soulless

WOF

desert beetle

villain kinkajou

free moon

tma crossover im totally sane

Dumbass trio (if this counts)

kingdoms

crystal

deltarune

haunted music studio

amphibia

Sonic Prime (not a word radi0)

duo power

DHMIS

apocalypse survival (idk i dont have a name for it lmao)

TSP

Instead of You, it Should’ve Been Me!

toh crossover

antivirus

generation parable

creature of the woods

TLOU

rotting corpse

Malevolent

oooo theyre in a band and its moderrnnnn (idk what to name it lmfao)

tsp crossover (im crying)

Tma crossover (God help me)

Split Up, Break Down

Part of the Goat

living decay

wof crossover (im silly im silly im silly im-)

Spiritfarer crossover (please send help)

The Flip Side

pirates… (dagon…. dagon and deep ones…. ocean…. auguhdhfga)

Noel’s Guide to the Multiverse

Android Au

everythings the same but instead of the cthulhu mythos its irish folklore

Adventure Time

water prince

telekinesis

Spirit Traveler (@radi0activeproductions)

Charlie’s Inferno?

TADC

GANGLE ABSTRACTED??? kinda??? what.

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ask if you dare ooooooooo

more will be added as i make more

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Pinned Post yippee i really needed to make this lmao id kill to talk about some of these they had some pretty good stories some... i crossed out the ones i dont really care about anymore tlou tsp dhmis sth wof toh deltarune omori su malevolent tadc
pyxxie-nyxxie
slightly-gay-pogohammer

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

  1. spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
  2. spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

slightly-gay-pogohammer

fuck it remaking the poll hi

the best option ever

yea its good :)

i mean i guess its okay

ehh

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!

steel and “literally just an element” which is what do i do with that??? how do i imagine this critter??? just a ball of steel??????
rp-sideblog-incorporated

Anonymous asked:

hoes mad that Kayne stole your stage schtick huh

rp-sideblog-incorporated answered:

Ugh, don’t get me started darling. I heard about that little holiday skit he did, the plot was flat!

*he proceeds to go off on all the problems with that “benevolent Christmas special” that Kayne directed for the next hour and a half*

me too emcee “non canon” MY ASS i will never forgive harlan for that it was VILE
nonbinarytoast2
nighthaunting

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thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

beesmygod

mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

neutral-wizard

Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

its-grape-juice-i-swear

TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!


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Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

i forget that this isnt like common knowledge since my mom is an mri tech lmao i was born and raised knowing this stuff
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hypnopompic-decay

shoutout to autistic people with non socially acceptable special interests. shoutout to those who are told they cannot talk about their special interest in every day conversation or get conversations about it shut down. shoutout to those who are into darker or more horrific media. shoutout to those who are interested in tragic, scary, or gross real life events. love all of you and would love to hear what you have to say

-signed, an autist with a cannibalism sp/in

staring nervously at cwd and other tses