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@munchinonmuchmunch

tammy thompson doesnt know about the irreversible damage she did to hawkins queer community

BAU members and their signature first impressions of any case:

Morgan: “what if these clearly staged su*cides are actually just su*cides?”

Seaver: (when the unsub reeks of straight, white man) “the unsub could be a woman”

Reid: “this MO is similar to an incredibly niche string of crimes from the 15th century that the unsub would never in a million years know about, nor be emulating” AND/OR “the unsub is a sexual sadist”

Rossi: completely baseless allegation which Reid has to debunk with a classic “well, actually…☝🏻🤓”

Prentiss: “the unsub is a little bitch”

Gideon: “the unsub’s mom is a little bitch

Hotch: “enough profiling, the jet leaves in 10 seconds”

“I asked chatgpt–” I’m gonna stop you right there pal because I asked Penelope Garcia and she said you’re a whiny little bitch loser and we’re all laughing at you <3

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