

BAU members and their signature first impressions of any case:
Morgan: “what if these clearly staged su*cides are actually just su*cides?”
Seaver: (when the unsub reeks of straight, white man) “the unsub could be a woman”
Reid: “this MO is similar to an incredibly niche string of crimes from the 15th century that the unsub would never in a million years know about, nor be emulating” AND/OR “the unsub is a sexual sadist”
Rossi: completely baseless allegation which Reid has to debunk with a classic “well, actually…☝🏻🤓”
Prentiss: “the unsub is a little bitch”
Gideon: “the unsub’s mom is a little bitch
Hotch: “enough profiling, the jet leaves in 10 seconds”
I saw you. Waiting for me, playing my…my song.
here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year
“I asked chatgpt–” I’m gonna stop you right there pal because I asked Penelope Garcia and she said you’re a whiny little bitch loser and we’re all laughing at you <3


