My room is so fucking cold my pussy just broke off and shattered

The yin to my yang

just remembered my gay boy summer camp roommate who wrote gay fanfic about two of our counsellors in his diary and let me read it but he was really dyslexic so i couldn't tell what a lot of it said but i told him it was really good because i didn't wanna be mean and i respected his rpf spirit. shoutout i wonder what he's doing now

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

Generational differences!

these two memes have equal and opposite energies

ok but how could you forget this one

god you're so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

What a disgusting pervert, we should kill it

Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer

I love his stated intention behind these projects, ‘Confuse historians’.

you know what pisses me off in winter? dressing up warm but then immediately becoming too warm when you go into a bus or a building because the sun is shining. but its really cold outside so you can't go without a coat. but you feel like you need to undress as soon as you step inside

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

Who is Nathan Ford.

white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

i just saw a youtube short of brandon sanderson on a podcast. the whole time hes talking hes doing book signings. what a flex. so many bitches on my dick i gotta multitask

brandon sanderson is actually just built different. once on a podcast with patrick rothfuss they were talking about tools to write better and he said "i try to limit myself to 8 hours of writing per day." he took time off of writing during the first year of covid and accidentally wrote four unplanned books. he teaches a class at byu. his wife has a codeword to get him to stop writing in his head because at any given moment you might think he's doing something normal but no he's also writing another novel. stephen king said he's insane

we do not have time for thisss

"Heathcliff can't be Indian because that's not historically accurate"

weenie hut jr. was funny as hell but like we can all agree the salty spittoon was 100% a gay bar

It's always funny to me when people give their blorbos all the same "correct" far left political views which while I understand the urge to make these blorbos as progressive as possible as political commentary, there are some characters that I feel in my bones are 100% centrist, pro-ai, pro-capitalism or absolutely refuse to vote and its supported by the source material. As a narrative tool these features are still great for being political commentary, even if the character never changes.