Feeling very gender right now
I felt hot here idk I’m gay
If you could add one luxury room from a mansion to your own home, which would you choose?
the indoor heated pool
the greenhouse
the entire room devoted to a single cat / dog
the fully-supplied art studio
the two-story library with rolling ladder
the room-size aquarium
home theater
the formal ballroom
the oversize garage
the game room
I heard of a place with [tag] once, gimme gimme
all of these would make me a worse person
some of my very favorite tweets from local prophet jorgeous
Had a dream that Sabrina carpenter died and everyone was super sad about it but, unwilling to be upstaged, taylor swift flew her private jet directly into a block of apartments killing herself and hundreds of innocent people and everyone called it the gay 9/11
tarot reader: draws the tower
me: thats bad isnt it
tarot reader: draws the tower again
me: uh oh
tarot reader: draws boeing 767
the urban tarot is pretty cool. they‘ve changed some of their cards, but fortunately I, in possession of the very first edition, get to show you this
Sometimes you just gotta style your face like a bogan and have a mullet to the middle of your back + stache, but then wear a lil pussy pink skirt
you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda
Why are the snakes homophobic
cant afford woke snakes
What if the new years ball descended and kept going and then it opened and showered the filthy new yorkers below with millions of assorted spiders and house centipedes
just spent a good 15 minutes screaming and laughing at this its so fucking awful and my fucking body hurts from cackling
just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing
live reenactment
happy almost 80 thousand (?!?!??!?!!) notes to this post. Please stop asking to date my mom she is already married to the grind
