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So I've been on here for years but I've never made an intro post so here we go
Name: Sephril, but Sef is cool
Pronouns: she/ze
Current interests: Welcome To The Table, Good Omens, The World of Mr. Plant, Greek Mythology, The Bat Family, That's Not My Neighbor, Noli Me Tangere, and El Filibusterismo, a bunch of other stuff I forgot to put in cuz they change every 2 weeks or something
As nice as it would be for Bruce to finally tie the knot and get married, part of me thinks that it just isn't who he is. But he believes in love, he loves romance and the man loves weddings. So if you don't believe the man throws his entire body, soul and fortune into giving his kids the most gaudy, vulgar and lavish weddings Gotham has ever seen, you simply don't know mother of the bride/groom final boss, Bruce Wayne.
Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
Alastor using modern slang is so funny to me, which he learns from Vox, who only uses it to try and impress Velvette because he's still a cool hip swaggy guy but the problem is that it's a 50/50 cursed coin toss of him actually using the word correctly. because his social security card starts with a 1. so anything Alastor says is either WILDLY misused, just straight up incomprehensible, or a secret third thing where Alastor uses it wrong intentionally just to piss people Vox off
You see a medical-looking neat little spray bottle on the table. The label says "wound spray". I tell you not to touch that. For some reason you spray some on yourself anyway and scream as a horrible smell fills the room and the chemical reaction of some unknown substance burns your skin right off. You scream and ask what the hell was that.
It's a wound spray, obviously. You spray some on your skin on the desired area, to instantly create a wound.
