escuerzoresucitado:

crazyexdirkfriend:

crazyexdirkfriend:

I get real “I’m at soup” vibes from some media crit

“All YA books are about vampires” you are looking at the supernatural romance shelf in a WHSmith. “All hip hop is misogynistic” have you considered listening to a female rapper. “All classic books are boring stories about straight white men” you are reading classic books by straight white men. “OFMD was the first time I saw a gay person on television” I don’t even know how this happened but it’s on you

voidsnout:

voidsnout:

memewhore:

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

pocketdogs:

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

bhramarii:

no mondays in the cambrian era

chronosamurai:

higgsfigs:

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

Originally posted by thelaziestmotherfucker

v-as-in-victor:

lakevida:

lakevida:

nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

my aunt’s new guy broke into my ex uncle’s garage and filled his bowling balls with caulk

I am promoting @adelphicoracle’s incredible tag:

#a little caulk and ball torture

baejax-the-great:

So difficult to withhold the eyeroll when people say things like, “My body was designed for this” wrt childbirth or whatever, because even if I accept the premise that our bodies were designed, I have to imagine mine was designed with the most basic function of breathing in mind, and yet I had childhood asthma and would have died without intervention so idk if I’m trusting my “designer” with something as physically traumatic and historically deadly as childbirth

straycatj:

s-usans-blog:

Siberian Tiger

大きいねこも　小さいとき　かわいい…

A big cat is also cute in its small age…

redstonedust:

tragic when a thing gets hate for being ‘woke trash’ and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.