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Loki & Alcohol

[10]  Asgardian Pub
Thor wasn‘t able of taking more than a few sips from his beer. He went with the guys to the pub, as they already planned to do. His mind was more with Loki then with his beer. Also Sif and Fargal were with them. “What are you going to do about Loki? You must be aware that he‘s using her to escape to that what‘s called the real world! Every minute he‘s alone with her there‘s a chance she‘ll accidentally opens that portal!” Thor sighed and hid his face behind his hands. “I‘m aware of all of that Sif!” He warned Loki, but by all means if he said it to a chair, the chair still would have listened better. “Imagine what kind of damage he will cause there! With or without that dragon of his!”, Sif continued arguing to Thor. “I‘m not happy with the fact that he uses my form to play his pranks. I have a reputation to think of, you know!”, Fargal complained which made Thor rolled his eyes. “Oh yes, because your reputation is the most important thing right now!”, He said sarcastically. Tom heard Bonnie‘s voice a little afar. “Sst, they are coming,” he said. “Everyone act normal. Don‘t let him suspect we‘re on to him!”, Thor commanded, but got confused when he had a closer look on Loki. “Is it just me or does he seem to be a little drunk?” Loki plumped himself down on the couch and Bonnie went to sit next to him. “Oh hello brother, Loki actor, Thor actor and hello Lady-I go nagging to Thor about Loki-,” he turned to Fargal. “Hello, oh well you know who you are. Or are you in an identity crises again?” He grinned and turned to Bonnie. “I assume I had one cocktail too much, are yours working too?” Thor rolled his eyes again, while he retained Fargal from jumping onto Loki. “What kind of spectacle is this? You‘ve been drinking cocktails with her while we walked out butts out?” He had to admit his brother was full of surprises. “If it was up to you, the poor thing had to spend the whole day in the library. What fun is that?” Two glasses of wine appeared into Loki‘s hands. One white and a red one. He gave the white one to Bonnie and kept the red one for himself. “This will be the last alcoholic drink for me tonight”. Sif couldn’t stand the sight of Loki and his behaver. So she left, however not before whispering “don‘t trust him,” into Bonnie‘s ear. Thor drank his beer. He felt annoyed by his brother, but at least Loki was in no condition of causing any danger at the moment. He watched him singing along with the pubs music, completely out of tune. Please don‘t start dancing, for God’s sake please don‘t start dancing, he prayed in his own mind. “Let‘s dance!” Loki stood up and tried to pull Bonnie up too. Thor really got relieved when she felt embarrassed and refused the dance, because she found herself a terrible dancer. Just when you thought the situation couldn‘t get any more awkward, someone farted a little too loud. “Thor please, the thunder is not supposed to come out of your ass!” Loki joked and turned out to be the only one who laughed about it. “I‘m sorry, that was me,” Chris said while his face turned red. “I think I had too many eggs this morning,” he said, almost whispering. “Yes, you just made that clear!” Loki made a filthy face. Then he turned to Thor, grinning. “It‘s not just your looks that could mistake the two of you for being twin brothers!” Thor stood up and made eye contact with the barkeeper. He really had to contain himself from hanging Loki underneath the beer tap in order to make him shut his mouth. “Closing time!”

(I shall spare you [11] Lust which follows after this..)

Small part of Tony‘s Halloween Party:
Tony came back with a tray of beer and gave one to Thor, who knew he could better not go for ANOTHER after this one. Just as Tony expected Loki rolled his eyes when he turned to him. “You thought I liked to drink piss?” He took it, threw it away backwards and presented himself with a glass of red wine. Behind them a man dressed like Gandalf the grey stood there, smeared with the beer Loki threw. As he turned around his face looked like a thundercloud. “Ah, look what the cat dragged in! Odin the grey!”, Tony giggled. “Father!”, Thor said shocked, while quickly hiding his beer behind his back. “He he hello..” Loki struggled to find words, as he tried to hide his laughter.

Small part of Deja Vu:
Odin started to name some of Loki‘s actions. “Banishing me to earth, stealing a dragon, getting a human girl pregnant with your demonic child.. And while I was fighting for my identity you drank away almost my whole stock of mead!”, he said loudly. “I didn‘t even drank halve of it!”, Loki objected. “There are only two bottles left!” While Odin said this he noticed Thor looking away. “Have you got something to add here son?”, he asked him. “Okay, okay, I drank the rest of it and while we‘re on it.. There‘s only one bottle left, I gave one away to Tony as a thank you gift. You know, for his help”, Thor confessed. “What help? All he did was thwart us with his annoying giant mouth!”, Loki yelled irritated. “Enough with this nonsense, you two!”, Odin roared loud enough to silence the two arguing brothers.

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