animentality:

mobliterated:

evilmario666:

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

inkyrainstorms:

ivy-connivy:

akashicrecord:

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

Yay

great-gatsby:

great-gatsby:

every reread kills me a little bit more

reread and enjoy <3

certified-anti-microsoft-posts:

animentality:

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

despazito:

hagiomoto:

Cat parents need to understand that not all cat loafing is a relaxing posture. Sometimes it is “withstanding pain” posture.

Pain scales are your friend

bamkoon:

kynvillingur:

kynvillingur:

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn’t figure out why it was happening

absolutely

[ID: a tag by weirdlizard26, reading, “ive never seen death note but i think this is what death note is”. /end ID]

tench:

gaynaturalistghost:

eyesofthesunflower:

danny-darko:

the-space-slut:

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

[ID: reply by lusciouslusus that reads,

“We zoom out slightly to reveal the aliens are ALSO beating their own alien-fuckers away with a space-broom.”

End ID]

As an asexual, I vibe with NASA on this one. It’s… a metaphor.

I don’t. Let them out

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

daysleftofsecondterm:

littlebeanprotector:

yes-im-youtube-kids:

the-haiku-bot:

tomfknholland:

ace-lost-in-motherfucking-space:

msdragonnova:

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes:

eatingdisorderssuck01:

friendliness:

Home

• what the hell is a mortgage?
• first apartment essentials checklist
• how to care for cacti and succulents
• the care and keeping of plants
• Getting an apartment

Money

• earn $50-$100 by taking surveys
• how to coupon
• what to do when you can’t pay your bills
• see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
• 54 ways to save money
• How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

• how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
• things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
• how to get free therapy
• how to prevent a hangover
  
• a list of stress relievers
• how to remove a splinter

Emergency

• rights when cops pull you over
• a list of hotlines in a crisis
• things to keep in your car
• how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

• time management
• create a resume
• find the right career
• choosing a major
• job interview tips
• how to stop procrastinating
• How to write cover letters

Travel

• ultimate packing list
• traveling when you have no money 
• best way to pack a suitcase
• how to apply for a passport
• how to make a travel budget

Better You

• read the news
• leave your childhood traumas behind
• how to quit smoking
• how to stop skipping breakfast
• how to stop micromanaging
• ways to get better at asking for help
• how to stop being a pushover
• learn another language
• how to improve your self-esteem
• how to sew
• reasons to stay alive
• small daily goals

Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

Ima need this eventually

same fam.

reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

reblogging so i

have it for when i leave school

in a year yessir

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

will need this in future

I might even need some of these now

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