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[ pronounced mixy-mix ] [28/demi/nonbinary] Stuff.

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It’s so so so important that Sakiko Togawa is an overpowered meta dps unit in the tower defense game Arknights

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End game Arknights content creators are going to have to be talking about Sakiko Togawa for quite some time in the foreseeable future. Discussions of op dps units that usually are various forms of trained mercenaries, soldiers, agents, casters, or other elite operatives, are going to have to include a depressed teenage girl with a keyboard and a god complex, who is now arguably the strongest unit in the entire game

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ive seen those bangs in the event promotional materials miss haruka the idol doing cutesey dance routines on my social media feed is that you?????

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arknights absolutely undefeated second sentence of the event i'm already hooked

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meet cute: i play you in a movie about you that was made without your knowledge or permission

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meet cute i'm dodging the police at your concert and try to leave by crossing over the stage while the lights are out before your encore but your security guys stop me and i knock one out and don't make it to the back on time before the lights go back on so everyone can see me in the middle of your stage with your unconscious security at my feet right after you explained to everyone that you played me in a movie about me because you're a huge fan but also far as you know i'm a vengeful spirit from an urban legend so you think i'm here to kill you

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i do think there's something poetic in how the image of sankta miksaparato before EN could actually read the event was that he's a cool funny action movie grandpa and then you actually see patrizion in the story and he's a casually racist conservative grandpa who doesn't understand why being the most lauded cop in the force isn't enough develop and maintain his personal relationships. not a hateful person per se, but one who lives in a world so incredibly small that he closes himself off to anything that doesn't match his own experiences and convinces himself it can't be helped when this makes him pathetically lonely. just a deeply pitiful loser really, and not even in the fun poor little meow meow way.

something so excruciatingly mundane about this type of emotionally helpless old person. we all know people like this, if not in your own family then in someone else's, and there's not much cool or funny about them even when they try to act like they're cool and funny. you can't seriously expect peepaw to change his own behaviour to accommodate others right? he's the most lauded cop in the force, he's always done everything right, he'd rather isolate himself than face the much scarier alternative that maybe he should reflect on himself sometimes.

well, to his credit he does reflect on himself and attempt to change his behaviour by the end of the event, and it only took getting shot at by each of his individual personal relations that he previously destroyed in the name of duty and the entire world order that he justified his self-isolation with being upended. I'm afraid it's probably going to take around that much for many of the patrizions in our own lives too.

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I saw a post by @captorations the other day that was joking about the fact that Gideon doesn't know she's a Jesus figure and that John is the only person who knows how wild this is: "ah fuck I have a Jesus now."

But humour aside, how much must this have freaked John out? Imagine creating baroque space catholicism as a sort of grasping trauma response to the circumstances of your having become a godlike eldritch thing involving a nun who was very much trying to fit you into a Catholic metaphysics, enjoying the power and aesthetics of that for 10k years but never believing your own hype, theologically speaking, only to have the universe deliver to your doorstep your miraculous child, conceived without you having had sex with her mother, lying incorrupt with a chest wound, and apparently the focus of some kind of nascent worship...