tbh if i was really into a het relationship with a fun unique dynamic and i logged online to tumblr and saw that the fans were going "alright we have 4 flavors of misogyny available to portray women with so we're gonna pick one" id become the joker. hetjoshis im so sorry you have to deal with fanon

I thought you might be being hyperbolic until I read that last sentence. I salute you for your steadfastness.

i'm so fucking over it

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

There's an above zero possibility that someone you know may one day casually say some shit like "I don't get why people like potatoes, I'd never eat them voluntarily, they just taste like vaguely bitter watery dirt and if you like the texture, you could literally just eat an apple instead" and that's how you find out that nobody in their family knows that you're supposed to cook them first.

the funniest thing about the mature tag on Tumblr is that I'm so used to innocuous things being flagged that I'm sometimes genuinely surprised when I click and the content is actually pornography, and it feels ridiculous to be shocked by this! taken aback by the porn tag hiding porn! like you walked into a clearly labeled adult store and were scandalized by the expected sundry goods. but like. 90% of the time it's just knitting. it's been a dude's sewing project. look, the last two times I went in to the store marked xxx they were selling cross stitch kits, which was not what I expected the first time obviously but which did alter my expectations, and now the ladies from the church sewing group are just so, so mad at me.

Good thread from Jamelle Bouie

I feel like I'm the last person alive writing in Word, but wanted to share this because it might save someone some heartache.

I am used to Word autosaving relentlessly; for the last few years it didn't really even have a "File>Save" command that I could see--it just autosaved like every five seconds or something. It took me a long time to get used not clicking File>Save at the end of every writing session, and I never really trusted it--with good reason, it turns out.

Apparently, when you turn off Word's new ai features, AutoSave is disabled and cannot be turned back on. There is toggle button in the upper left for it, but when I try to toggle it on, it says "Autosave is not available because of your privacy settings." I worked in my document yesterday, put my computer to sleep with the doc still open on the taskbar (my usual habit), and when I opened it today, the new work I did yesterday was gone.

This time I only lost about 300 words, which I had typed into my document from my longhand-writing in a notebook (so I guess I kind of autosaved them that way!), but if I'd really been on a roll, this could have been a disaster.

Be careful out there. Everything is terrible!

Yeah, they're baking it into essential compontents now so we'll stop turning it off. Noticed that in several programs. FFS I hate all of these tech bros.

people who work sedentary jobs need to stop sharing their opinions on what to eat for lunch at work. "wowww I could never start the day with something that heavy" if you were running around and lifting things for 8+ hours a day you would need to actually

it is. sincerely really weird that 2016 nostalgia is a trend. like i knew this day would come but not for specifically 2016. the meme that year was about how this was the worst year ever for most people

genuine life advice is to work on your "yes and...?" and "ok but..." improv skills and it will make it sooooo much easier to stop taking everything so literally all the time. if you can learn to "yes and...?" instead of stopping to explain yourself, you will see what I mean, I promise

whenever I get overstimulated I should be able to shake it off like this