haiku of despair

Just finished a meeting where I was only looking at myself in the camera

what’s a little bouncing on it between buddies?

what’s a little trip to pound town between pals?

what’s a little coitus between comrades?

what’s a little humping between homies?

some of you need to put down chat gpt and pick the magic 8ball back up

AOC when she was a bartender if she slayed

Equal but opposite energies

You know the drill by now

dj, put that fag shit on

No this is book accurate

No this is book accurate

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

you got it mr white

thank you jesse

the Ice War on Europa...

galaxy brain sentence from the wikipedia page for Death Stranding 2

i'm so fucking over it

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

snoopy of the day

Yeah wait what the fuck

well, what i was getting at was really more like you should get out of the house more, socialize, meet people, these are all proven ways to deal with depression, try to distract yourself with fun activities, i get this is what you work as but there is a difference between performing and watching someone else perform, my point is, surely there are other clowns in town mr pagliacci