golyadkin:

you’ll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you’re worried about “the proportions are off” “kind of out of character” “i’m not good at summaries” “didn’t get as much detail as i wanted” “i made a mistake and here’s how” and that’s the self-conscious part of your brain telling you “it’s bad and if you don’t tell them you know it’s bad then they’ll think you’re stupid” but you’ve got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it’s good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life

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afk-brain:

maybe the real Ceaseless Watcher was the fandom we made along the way

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:

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store’s going out of business sale in my hometown.

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captainclickycat:

kungfunurse:

threeture:

anxeious:

Also his deeply underrated ability to clap back

Reminds me of that story about the teacher or lecturer or whatever who told their class “hey, the ceiling has ‘gullible’ written on it” and anyone who looked up discovered that yep, the word “gullible” really had been written on a piece of card and taped to the ceiling. And after letting that sink in for a while the teacher said something like “those of you who looked up have just demonstrated one of the most important tenets of research: check the source.”

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roach-works:

aquawyrm:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

kyraneko:

captainkingsley:

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents’ hoards

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you’ve got me wondering what’s trying to eat them

you misunderstand, this isn’t ‘I look like the ground so predators walk right past me’ camouflage, this is 'I look like the savannah grass so I can pounce on unsuspecting prey’ camouflage

they’re hiding in the hoards to bite the hands of unsuspecting humans who sneak past mama

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies

(via katieskarlette)

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

existencebringsonlypain:

rainbowangel110:

lunaticobscurity:

blueskyfyre:

m0nst3rg1rl:

Good news! Elementary schoolers of the modern day still believe this is part of vanilla minecraft. I have borne firsthand witness to these discussions.

the folkloric gate to heaven requires journeying to hell to get its building material

yo what’s the handle of the fancy calligraphy guy can we get them over here that’s a line

@theshitpostcalligrapher

oh good i needed a warmup piece

#listen i dont mean to be that guy but#you can make glowstone by using glowstone dust#and witches drop glowstone dust#no hell needed

buddy not to be a ridiculous nerd about it but you realize that seeking out dark magic users to kill them and pry potion ingredients out of their dead, cold hands isn’t exactly non-hellish behavior? maybe the journey to hell is internal idk your playstyle

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yourheartinyourmouth:

beemovieerotica:

indigosfindings:

indigosfindings:

indigosfindings:

indigosfindings:

netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what’s being spoken

character in a movie: buddy, i’m gonna tell you what i’ve got to do

netflix subtitles: i’ll say what i must do

character in a movie: *exhales*

netflix subtitles: (blows raspberry)

character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (in italian) bye!

*character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (speaks foreign language)

IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA

THIS IS ILLEGAL

REPORT THEM TO THE FCC

THEY HAVE A LINK ON THEIR WEBSITE TO RWPORT IT

ITS REQUIRED BY THE ADA THAT SUBTITLES EXACTLY MATCH THE DIALOGUE

i reported basically every Star Trek show on Paramount+ because the subtitles were all fucked up.
they sent me auto emails to let me know they were working on it, and then a real life human being got in touch with me after they had fixed it, to ask if i was still experiencing the issue. they WILL do something, they are required by FEDERAL LAW to do something.

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ailurinae:

koobiie:

ALT

i feel strongly about this

ALT

ALT

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fruebay:

This is a redraw of an old drawing

yooniesim:

Hey guys, I’m sorry to update like this but im unfortunately in a pretty bad situation right now.

The abusive situation im in escalated a lot today and it’s to the point where we really have to find another place asap. I have no internet access, i got a second sim card phone line in secret to use to help with leaving but its not working and i’m trying to fix it now (im at the library for wifi and wont be for long). Me and the person that depends on me arent sure whether we’ll be able to get back in the house tonight as weve been threatened multiple times as well as our cats that are still in the apartment. I think we can get police assistance to get back in if it goes wrong but i’m also scared of how that will escalate it more and/or if the police themselves will even care. I dont know whether we’ll need to get a hotel room for the night but I dont have enough for that, a meal and literally anything else we might need tonight. All we were able to get before leaving was some peanut butter crackers and i havent eaten at all today due to everything happening. I have about $50 to my name currently and thats it for the two of us. We’re scared to go back but we obviously cant stay like this for more than a night at most. There’s no shelters near us, no public transport and we have no other friends or family in the area. Im so sorry to post this again but im truly in a bad spot right now. Any advice anyone has is truly appreciated and im also gonna link my donation links again, kofi is the best option right now since it goes to my p..ypal or if youve sent a kofi tip before please dm me if you want and i can share my payp.l directly to you so there isnt fees. The library closes at 6 so I’ll only have access to here until then unless I get my sim card working which will be a payment in itself. Im trying to conserve all i have and make the best decision I can right now.

Thank you guys so much for all your kindness and im so sorry again that I’m bringing this to yall and im still in this situation. Im hoping so much this is finally the turning point to crawling out of this hole were in. I never want to post something like this again im truly embarassed and sick over it. Ill keep you guys updated the most i can, tomorrow I’ll come back to the library if nothing else. My laptop screen is currently broken so I cant do anything cc related right now but I will as soon as I can figure out a way to fix it.

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