Glitter and be gay ✨

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

You Wanna Be Friends Forever? I Can Think of Something Better

Lena had planned a whole date for them, taking a page from Kara’s book and quite literally writing it all down in her tablet to make sure everything was perfect. Candle lit dinner, home cook food, wine, nice music playing on the sound system, the final episode of that show they were watching together and hadn’t had time to finish yet, expensive lingerie and that tight blue dress with the deep cleavage Kara liked so much, she even wrote down a 20 minutes make out session on the couch before they’d eventually retire to bed and spent all night making up for the lost time.
But Lena had been so tired that she dozed off almost as soon as they got to the couch.


So after a lot of reflecting and a couple of years trying to continue this story, I decided to wrap it up. So here is the epilogue of the fic with a title that’s way too long and a plot that sometimes resembles season two of Supergirl.

Pinned Post My writing supercorp fic supercorp fluff canon fix-it wanna be friends? supergirl Supercorp Kara x Lena i would love to go back to this eventually and finish the plot i had planned but i can't say i ever will
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alexaloraetheris

We used paper cutouts glued to toothpicks and stabbed into erasers, but I like this idea better.

inbabylontheywept

For a college game, I used an entire box of candy canes as a size colossal monstrous zombie grasshopper, and then when it died I ripped the box open and used the candy canes as size large monstrous parasitic horsehair worms erupting from its corpse. Nobody actually wanted to eat them after that so I took them home and ground them into a powder with a pestle, intending to add it to my hot cocoas. But I didn’t wash the pestle very well last time after using it to crush garlic and chilis, so I accidentally made chili-garlic-mint powder and then I tried serving that cocoa at a later D&D sesh, and we were all baffled at why it tasted so horrible until I was like oh my god it’s the ground up zombie ass worms. I contaminated them with garlic and chilis. And the group was like YOU GROUND UP THE ZOMBIE ASS WORMS AND FED THEM TO US which seemed like a lot of fuss over what would have otherwise been free and delicious cocoa. Then after that before taking any snacks they’d ask did you perchance put any zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder in this?, and then refuse to eat until I said None.

Which they thought was very funny, even if I was slightly less amused, but I bided my time until they got tired of the joke and stopped specifically asking. Then I poured all the remaining zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder into a bag of party mix. The first guy to take a bite spluttered, and I laughed, and everyone said WHAT DID BABS DO, and I said THE WOOOORMS… YOU FORGOT TO ASK… OHMYGOD… and then I laughed so hard I actually cried. Derailed the start time almost an hour.

Oh that was a wonderful day.

bonetrader

A good, a neutral, and an evil DM. In this order.