some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day
who do you think the witch that cursed you was? that’s right… it was me.
my new character: a guy who comments on every vice article talking about how sjws have ruined prostate milking journalism but gets distracted by thoughts of shellfish before he can finish his post.
unless its egregious, i’m not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. “oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well” like it’s gonna happen it’s no egg on your face. just be chill about it
don’t get me wrong. it’s always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can’t dwell
it’s usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.
I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I’ve never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book’s author. What a whirlwind
The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.
Man if I heard that shit while descending upon a strange land with my brethren I’d straight up dig a hole to die in right the and there, fuck the emperor fuck the gods that’s a warning straight from the bones of an older evil and whatever is coming is worse than death
wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I’ve never been so fucking mad.
ALT
